You wake up inside of Vinyl's Club inside of the mall. You felt all groggy and stiff. You stretch as you try to get up, and see Pinkie Pie sleeping on your lap. You ever so gently lift her off of your lap, and tried not to wobble as you stood up. You could see Vinyl passed out over her DJ mix table, and Rainbow asleep at the bar. You scratch your head, wondering what the hell happened to you. You feel your pockets for anything of use, your wallet, and your car keys. You open your wallet to see if everything was in place, but you also saw a little bonus in there too. You see an I.D. Badge, with your picture and name on it, saying that you work at Club Solar.

'Since when did I work here?' You ask yourself, not knowing what the hell happened here. You grab your head as it started to hurt, probably from an unsuspecting hangover. The problem with that is you don't remember drinking. Hell, you actually don't remember anything!

"Look who finally decided to wake up?" You slowly turn your head in the direction of the voice. It was Twilight, who seemed pretty unamused at you.

"Wha-What happened last night? I don't remember anything." You quickly clean yourself off using a spell, your clothes cleaned and you didn't reek anymore.

"You had too much of a good time, that's what happened. Anyways, Celestia needs us, go grab the others and meet me outside." You nod.

As you tried to revive Pinkie off of the floor, she literally bounced back up, still as hyper as ever. She wasn't even dirty, and she still smelled like her cotton candy perfume, the one she told you about.

"Some party last night, am I right?" She said excitedly, you yawned, but shook your head in the process.

The sad thing was, you don't even remember last night, probably due to you drinking so much. You woke up near a pile of alcohol bottles, which became evident to you that you drank last night. You wondered if there was some sort of remembering spell that Celestia could possibly teach you, because you don't want to let last night go unremembered.

"Yeah... right." You say hesitantly, looking around for the others.

You rummage through the debris, in which it wasn't making it any better for the ones who were trying to clean up the place. You felt bad, but this was something important, it's Headmaster Celestia you were talking about.

You finally found Rainbow and Applejack, and by the looks of it they were cuddling, you had to get a picture of this. Once you took the picture the flash seemed to wake them up, and they finally got around to their senses. You were practically laughing your ass off as they tried to get your phone, because by the looks of it they both had a serious hangover.

As they chased you out of the building, shielding their eyes from the harsh sunlight, you pushed them into Twilight's car, which was a lavender purple Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution X, a fairly decent one at that.

"Hey Twilight, where'd you get the car?"

"My parents bought it for me when I got the scholarship! Isn't it great?" You nod in astonishment, because your Mom made you buy your own car, every single penny.

You help Twilight get Rainbow and Applejack into her car, she would use some sort of spell to get rid of their hangovers. You get into your own car and drive back towards the University. You noticed a snoring at the back of your car, and you turn around to look in the back seat. Pinkie was there, sleeping, where she was taking up the whole back seat. You let her sleep until you got to the school.

"Thank you Twilight for bringing them here." Headmaster Celestia said, you were sitting in the chair provided along with the others, and you could clearly see other Celestia's there along with her.

"As you can see there are multiple of me, from an accidental duplication spell I cast on myself." She gestured to the other copies of her, they all waved at you and your friends.

"So, in order to send them back, I must find the right spell. In the mean time I will need help taking care of them." She explained, making you feel uneasy as you stared at the Celestia with the mono toned hair.

You had to take the Celestia with the mono toned hair, you had to feel bad about Twilight, who took the really bossy and mean Celestia, Rarity had to take the other copy of Celestia, that had an evil, yet devious grin on her face. You felt that there were other names for the other Celestia's, as well as the one you had to take care of.

You walked her back to your dorm, and she was leading ahead, looking back at you every now and then. You thought she even licked her lips as she passed by some of the other students walking in the hallway, which made your jimmies start to rustle, not knowing what she would do to you if she's like this with other students.

You were deep in thought until Celestia abruptly stopped, causing you to bump into her, she took this as a chance to hit on you.

"Oh, I'm so sorry! Did my big sexy ass bump into you? You should punish it." She smirked. You had a serious blush across your face as you tried to understand the situation. You went with the 'Ignorant' approach, to act like you didn't even know she was trying to hit on you. It almost always works, but you don't know how long you could keep it up before you get turned on by all of this.

"Uh, it's not your fault, Celestia. Just keep going, we're almost there." She still had a small smirk on her face. She grabbed onto your arm and whispered into your ear.

"Please, call me... Molly." She let go and continued walking, as if nothing happened. You were in a daze, not knowing what is up with this Celestia.

As you lead her into your room, she invited herself to sit down on the side of your bed. She then laid down on your bed, you just stare awkwardly at her, confused. You could've sworn she sniffed you pillows, and liked it. Of all things that happened so far today, that had to be one of the weirdest.

You let her sleep and you walk out the door, checking your phone. You had a few texts from a lot of people in the last hour, one even came from Celestia.

Thnx for taking care of Molestia for me ;)
This Celestia is really bossy, I don't really like her all that much.
I'm going to get you for that picture!
Y'all are gonna pay for that picture!

Go figure.

Two death threats and two normal texts, a new record. Considering that you don't normally get death threats, that was rather scary to think about, especially with Applejack downstairs and Rainbow a room away. Why did Celestia call her other self Molestia? You think back to those times she tried to hit on you, and even one time she tried to sexually harass you.

Now you know why, because it was Molestia.

You start to pace up and down the hallway, not wanting to get molested right as you walk in. On the other hand, you can't stay out here in the hallway because Rainbow was out for your ass. You notice that right down the hallway was a janitor's closet, and behind you were two very angry girls who were about to turn your ass into grass. You start to sweat, making a quick break down the hallway and into the janitor's closet. You quickly try to barricade the door with a mop, buying yourself some time.

"When I get my hands on you... rgh! You're gonna be dead!" Rainbow tackled the door, making the mop start to crackle.

You look around, until you find a box about your size. You open it up and empty its contents onto the floor, accidentally turning on something. You quickly put the box over the activated machine, muffling its noise, but the box was still slightly moving.

You then looked up, and you saw an air vent, it was big enough for you to crawl through. You quickly climb up and into the vent you went, closing the hatch behind you. Just then, you heard the mop break, and two angered girls barged into the room, looking around. You could see the whole thing happening.

They opened up the box, only to have an astonished look as they mistook it for you, and then they looked up. The found your eyes peeping through the tiny cracks, and you hauled ass outta there.

"It's always something that happens to me, isn't it? Why must you hate me so, God?" You moan to yourself, crawling through the vents, Metal Gear style.

"Damn it! I had him!" Rainbow grunted, punching the walls. You were laughing your ass off as you kept on climbing through the vents, not knowing where you were going.

You were going to have to use this vent system a lot untill the heat dies down, or at least until you get your ass handed to you by Applejack and Rainbow. You would have to go with the former, because you were not going to want to do that.

You then looked down at a certain vent, and see that it was your dorm room, you open up the vent and drop down. You could see that Molestia was waiting for you, because she was almost naked, and she was looking at you very seductively. You just whistle innocently as you crawl back through the vents, not saying a single word.

Author's Note

Now that this is out of the way, onto writing my Dead Space!