Today was going way too slow to your liking, and it wasn't going to change for some time. It was as if someone shot the space time continuum with a beam of stasis, super slow stasis at that. In the end you thought that that was a very bad comparison, it was true as a matter of fact. Though you weren't lying either. It was moving slower and slower by the moment, even a turtle could probably move faster than the speed time was going right now.

You hopped into the shower, doing whatever you usually do in there, making sure to wash your lower parts of yourself. Not trying to laugh at your own thoughts.

You feared the shower, but not because you thought you could fall, it was what happened after the shower. For the past few days you've been living with Molly, otherwise known as Molestia, or what she calls herself, "Big Sexy."

In a way, you thought it was kinda hot, but on many other cases it was just downright wrong. Everyday, she would sexually harass you in some sort of fashion that you couldn't help but stare. One time even, you caught her doing yoga in the middle of the floor. She even asked you if you wanted to watch. But in the end, it always ended up in failure for her, because you weren't a total douchebag pervert like everyone else at the school, like Blueblood. Eugh.

You also had one thing many other guys didn't have at the school. That one very crucial detail... was boner control. You thought that it was a stupid, retarded name for it, but it was true. Boner control was one of those gifts, especially if you were to get the weirdest boner at the worst time possible.

Once you got out of the shower, done with your reflecting of your past, you reached for your clothes... that weren't there anymore. You simply shake your head as you head out into your closet, opening the door. You expected it to be full of clothes, but in the end there was nothing there. You rummage through your drawers and found nothing.

You sit down at the side of your bed, and noticed a piece of paper latched onto your pillow.

Dear my Sexy Host,

Today I was a little bored, so I devised a little game for us to play. I'm going to be roaming campus, leaving a trail of your clothes for you to follow me. You will be able to wear whatever you pick up. If you catch me, you get all of your clothes back. If you don't find me by sundown...well... I'll find something for you as punishment~
Good hunting!
~Molly

"Well then..." You say to no one in particular, "Fuck me." You finished after a moment of dramatic effect.

You were ready to rip your own hair out. Though you didn't because you didn't want to go bald, especially at the age of 21.

You were not looking forward to this, because it required you to actually go outside, with no clothes on, while school's in. You didn't go to school because Celestia gave you a few days off to take care of Molly. Though, you didn't want to go to school in the first place. You had to, though, much to your disappointment.

You take out your cell phone to try and call for help. Hopefully at least one of them would help you.

Rainbow? Nope.

Applejack? Nadda.

Fluttershy? Does she even use her phone?

Rarity? Not there.

Pinkie Pie? Probably helping Molly by now.

Twilight? Not during school.

Well, that was a waste of time, and time wasn't on your side today. It's about 10AM, so you have some of the morning and the whole afternoon to find Molly. You put your cell phone down on your bed and put a bathroom towel around your waist. This was not going to be a fun experience.

You stepped outside your dorm and stumbled across your first piece of clothing, one of your shin high Nike socks. Though it wasn't much to begin with, you threw it back into your dorm room.

One thing you just now noticed is how Molly had all of your clothes, you had enough clothes to last you about two weeks, maybe even three if you re-used them. You quickly did the math in your head, and there was no way she could carry all of that. Unless, she had magic. In that case it's most likely that she used magic, because Molestia's an exact replica of Celestia, minus the hair color and sexuality.

You weren't afraid of going out in public naked, you had no shame and had nothing to hide from anyone. Though, you didn't like all the attention it was getting you. You were also told it was against the law to go out into public naked, so you just let it be.

The classroom halls were empty, almost looking like a ghost town.

You spoke too soon.

The doors to the classrooms opened and students came rushing out of each and every one of them. You quickly jumped into the janitor's closet, wondering why they don't lock them in the first place. You were thankful they didn't.

So this was it, super stealth mode, while naked. You had hoped to god that you wouldn't be seen. You did not want to lose your self esteem by being laughed at, and/or make the girls swoon. Though you highly doubted the latter, though it was always a possibility. The world is full of possibilities, and anything could happen, at any given moment in time.

"Now, where could Molly be???" You ask yourself silently. You rubbed your forehead as you were about to step outside the janitor's closet, sweat trickling down from your face, due to the intense heat coming from the furnace.

You look up to your wrist, and saw your silver cuff brace. You facepalm at your own stupidity. You had completely forgotten about your magical bracelet. Though you wouldn't really call it a bracelet, it covered most of your wrist, and parts of your forearm, so in a way it would be a bracer or something. You weren't too familiar with the subject, but you still thought bracelet would be a bit of an understatement. In the time being you still stuck with bracelet. You were probably going to have to ask your mother about jewelry later.

You think of something in your head, thinking about turning invisible, or a more helpful spell, making clothes appear out of thin air. Though nothing was really working, because all your brace did was spark, and a small puff of smoke emitted from it. The puff of smoke had gotten bigger, and you tried to waft it away, only to spread it even more. The next thing you know your body was engulfed in smoke, causing you to slightly suffocate. Closing your eyes, you made your last attempt to wave the cloud away, not expecting it to actually go way. You then see that the cloud had been removed, much to your amazement.

You look at your bracelet to see that it was no longer there, and your forearm had disappeared completely. You could still feel your movement, so it was still there. You then look at your other arm, and saw that it was no longer there either. You had one of those WTF moments, though you couldn't complain, because you were now invisible. You could see and feel perfectly fine, the only difference is that other people can't see you, as if you were a ghost.

You peaked out of the closet, and looked around. Seeing that no one was out in the halls, you then proceeded to explore the halls, looking for clues and/ or clothes to procure.

Out of the corner of your eye, you see a black dri-fit shirt dangling out of the trash can, the second you laid eyes on it you knew it was yours. After all it had the UNSC insignia on it, because you bought it off of some online store on the internet. It was very comfortable to wear when you were working out, and added some extra padding around your shoulders and back areas for bonus. It was worth every penny.

The moment you touched the dri-fit, it turned invisible, along with the rest of your body. Luckily it didn't show up, because who knows how people would react to a floating shirt in the middle of the halls. A letter fell out of one of the sleeves, it was from Molestia.

Dear My Sexy Host,

So far you should have two or three pieces of your clothing back. If you want the rest, come by the Sugarcube Corner Cafe in the students' lounge.

~Molly

"Oh boy." You sighed.

As you head down into the lower parts of campus, you stumble across more and more of your clothes. Eventually, you had one full set, being able to unmask yourself with invisibility and actually go out into the public. You had a couple of close calls on the way to Sugarcube Corner though, managing to bump into someone when you weren't looking. That someone, was Rainbow. You expected the worst, but the only thing that came out of that was her pushing Blueblood to the ground, much to your amusement.

Molestia has had you chasing her all over campus for your clothes, and as always, she came out a step ahead of you, leaving you in the dust. You were tired, and exhausted, so exhausted that your brain couldn't make up any other words other than tired and exhausted.

"Brain, since when were you self conscious?" You ask your brain, wondering what the fuck is happening right now.

"Your Brain has always been self conscious since the day you got here!" Your Brain protested.

"I can only blame magic." You let out a tiring sigh, opening the doors to the students' lounge.

"Indeed."

Author's Note

I apologize for the long wait, I'm having trouble finding inspiration.