The way you handled this situation wasn't as smooth as you planned it would have been. It was about 3PM, and you only had a few hours before sundown. You were not planning on getting raped tonight, especially by Molestia either. Would it be considered fucking your godmother? You would have thought so because she was an exact copy, minus the hair color and the sexuality. You didn't like to ponder on the subject, so you tried to forget abut the subject as you continued on to the cafe.

"Brain, I'm trying to concentrate, do you mind shutting the hell up?" You asked.

"Fine, fine. Be that way, you punk bitch." Your Brain replied. You wish you could have given your own brain the middle finger, though it would just look weird pointing it towards yourself.

Anyways, you had found a basket full of your clothes just sitting on the countertop in the cafe. You reached for your clothes with your right hand, managing to make contact with the straw basket before it was pulled away. You were then met with Molestia's hand slapping your own away, causing you to flinch back.

"Pinkie Pie, get him."

"Okey dokey lokey!" She said happily, restraining your arms to your back.

Welp, now you were restrained by Pinkie Pie, Molestia was right in front of you, with your clothes no less, and you couldn't do a thing about it. You didn't want to hurt Pinkie, nor Molestia, because they were just playing, but this game had the odds in their favor. It was a one versus two situation, and you weren't too happy about that either.

"Pinkie get off me, please." You say politely.

"Okay!" She said, letting go of your arms. Damn, that girl had a very tight grip.

"Okay Molly, I want you to give my clothes back real nice and slow, ya hear?" You tried your best to intimidate her, only causing her to laugh uncontrollably.

"Like that will ever happen!" She rolled her eyes, noticing that she was obviously getting on your nerves.

"You know what? I'll strike you a deal: I will give you all night to find me again, and I will give you your clothes back. It's either that or I have Pinkie restrain you while I have some...fun." She looked down towards your pants, causing you to get nervous.

"Or how about this? I just let you keep those clothes, and I can just buy myself a new set? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea." You thought to yourself, because by now this gay ass game was getting ridiculous. This idea did not seem to make Molly very happy, because you guessed that she really wanted to sleep with you.

"Pinkie, get him." Molly ordered, causing Pinkie Pie to chase after you.

This wasn't a very fun game. In a way, you thought it would be considered rape, though that was a very serious topic no one should be making fun of. You roll out of the way right when Pinkie tried to jump you, you wish you had something distracting enough to where you could get away from all of this.

Your left hand started to react to something again. Your veins inside of your hand turned to a neon light blue, and you felt a tingling sensation as it got stronger. The next thing you know electricity started to form at the palm of your hand, , causing Pinkie Pie and Molestia to step back. Why this was happening? You had no clue, but it was pretty badass if you looked at it the right way.

"C'mon now, let's not do anything irrational." Molestia tried to reason with you, all you did was crack a smile.

You then aimed the palm of your hand to the ceiling, and the electricity did its own thing, blowing out the lights in the process. You stealthily made your way behind Molestia, grabbed your clothes, and snuck out the back way through the kitchen.

(Cue chase music)

Hauling ass back to your dorm, you run into Twilight, Rainbow, and Applejack, who were all confused about why you had a basket full of cothes with you, all while running around in a dri-fit and cargo pants. You had no time to talk, so you just ran past them and kept going, not enitrely sure where you were going, you were still a few months new here.

You look down at your left hand, and your veins were still glowing electric blue. You were ready to yank it right out of your joint socket. You stuff your hand into your pocket, and slung the basket over your shoulder, it was that flexible.

"So he did that to you? C'mon girls! Let's get him!" Oh lord Jesus, could you not catch a break today?

"I didn't do it! I didn't do it!" You yell back at them, still hot on your trail.

"Change course! Go to Celestia!" Your brain suggested. In fact, that was probably the best option to go with at this point. You had four of your best friends chasing after you, plus a sexual predator that wants to rape you. You just throw your basket full of clothes into the air, and teleported it back into your dorm, vanishing into thin air.

"Come back here!" You could feel Twilight's telekinetic grip grab you by the leg, only for you to counter it by putting an invisible low fence in the way, causing her to trip and lose her balance, in the process it lost her concentration. You try hard not to laugh, but in the end you couldn't help yourself.

"I'll catch you later Twilight, I'm in a little bit of a rush here to keep my virginity." That was just an insult to injury, which backfired the shit out of you. Though it was true, you had to admit.

"Uh, what?!" Was all she could say before you jetted off into the distance.

This was not the right time for you to be laughing your ass off, but it was funny when Twilight performed a face-plant right behind you, while you were looking no less. Anyways, you were about half way to Celestia's office, and from there you were home free. Until someone tackled you from the side, bringing you down hard.

You shot right back up and dusted yourself off, looking around for your perpetrator, what you saw surprised you drastically. Whoever it was, wasn't even there anymore, as if you were hit by an invisible force. Some freaky shit happens at this school, and it only got weirder by the day. You couldn't tell who or what hit you, but you had to admit that it kind of hurt, leaving you with major pain in your side.

There was no time for you to be acting stupid, you were out of time, and Rainbow had finally caught up to you. Though you still didn't know why they were chasing you, of all things. At a mild limping pace, you begin to slow down, almost to turtle pace, which meant that you gave up running. You were tired, and you accepted that fact, though you didn't like the way Rainbow was about to tackle you to the floor.

You let out an empty laugh, "haha, fuck this school."

Author's Note

Sorry for the short content, I'll make sure to make it longer next chapter.