It was anything but a normal morning for Twilight, none of her friends burst through the door with any seemingly unsolvable problems. She was about to sleep in for the first time in 18 months, when she heard a loud crash outside. She rushed outside to find a certain wall-eyed pegasus sitting upside down in a pile of mail, she stuck out her hoof with a letter saying nothing and flew off, Twilight opened the letter with great haste. She stared agape at its contents,

"SPIKE,"

"GEH, 5 MORE MINUTES?"

"Nope, pack your bags, we're going on a vacation."



(Rated teen for language, not very detailed gore, and some sexual stuff)