Bak
I believe you mean g ak :D
Of course I do, what you saw before was a test haha
A TEST omg I wasn't prepared for this
Damn right you weren't, now the whole Crystal Empire is fucked, what do you intend to do about it?
I will travel to the island learn from Hurley how to battle the smoke monster
Train like Luke in empire with Zecora
Jump out of planes with keanu and shining to get our adrenaline fix
And then ill learn how to take down an OC
Sounds like a fucking awesome plan, let's rock this shit!
After a long journey our intrepid heroes found themselves in the snowy wasteland outside of the crystal empire
And then, EVIL SMOKE MOSTER THINGY! ARRRRRRRRRRGH!
(In his mind no sombra your always bad at making first impressions ill stay quiet and not talk maybe they would like to see my stair collection ill show them the way)
Giant smoke mister cases them
Be careful shining you don't know what that thing could give you I hear it has pony aids
*chases
ERMAHGERD RUN THE FUCK AWAY!
Enter crystal empire
ERMAHGERD CRYSTAL PONYS
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Isn't sorry in the slighteset
ERMAGERD Cadance
Sunshine sunshine
Ladybugs awake
Do a dance in your pants and give your ass a shake.
YEHHHHHHGHHHHH!!!!!
Loads of speaking
Look there are books in a library
Now sing the song of the empire
PRINCESS CADANCE NEEDS OUR HELP
HER MAGIC WILL NOT LAST FOREVER
I KNOW WE CAN DO IT
BUT WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER
WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT YES WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM SEE
WE CAN SAVE THE CRYSTAL PONIES WITH THEIR HISTORY
IT SAYS THAT THEY LIKED JOUSTING
THEY FLEW A FLAG OF MANY HUES
MADE SWEETS FROM CRYSTAL BERRIES
THEY HAD A PETTING ZOO WITH TINY EWES
YES WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT YES WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM SEE
WE CAN SAVE THE CRYSTAL PONIES WITH THEIR HISTORY
THERE WAS A CRYSTAL FLUGLEHORN
THAT EVERY PONY LIKED TO PLAY
AND THE CRYSTAL KINGDOM ANTHEM
CAN YOU LEARN IT IN A DAY
OH WE HAVE TO GET THIS RIGHT YES WE HAVE TO MAKE THEM SEE
WE CAN SAVE THE CRYSTAL PONIES WITH THEIR HIS-
TOR-
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YYYYYYY
NOW WHAT?
This fare is so Much fun
Dash forces fun
Omg the heart isn't the actual heart what are we gonna do
FIND THE FUCKER O'COURSE
O no Cadance fainted the smoke is getting in the empire quick Hurley what do we do
TAKE THE STAIRS! THOSE DAMN STAIRS!
Twilight casts magic missile at the darkness
And waiting for her at the base of the stairs an enemy to raival any other
DOORMON, THE DOOR DIGIMON!
Doormon shows twilight the results of the test twilight hates doormon for this so casts white magic to open the stairway to
MORE STAIRS!
Anti gravity power activate now slide twily slide and fall into the perfect trap
Crystal heart in possession of spike spike runs
He jumps
He falls of sombra tower
SHINING ARMOUR THROW YOUR FUCKING WIFE LIKE A JAVELIN, LIKE DO IT, IT'LL BE HILARIOUS
Shinings other shoulder
Wait weres the other guy
Oh he had a meeting gonna be late
Oh guess your ideas Cool
Fly my very ill and tired wife
A new challenger enters the area
CRYSTAL HEART !!!!! Nom
Cadance obtained crystal heart
FLY AROUND LIKE A GOON AND DO SHIT
a pony with more lines than the villain ERMAGERD CRYSTAL PRINCESS RETURNS
bad OC explodes killing him horribly
Celestia twilight you passed
Twilight YEHHHHHHHHHHH I PASSED
YOU WERE PREPARED TO DO YOUR BEST
NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WOONA BOOK ABOUT!
YO SIS YOU DIDN'T LET ME HAVE SCREEN TIME NOW READ MY FAN FICTION :P (you know the one with the red and black alicorn)
IT IS THE MOST AMAZAHH PONY EVA!
It's in love with all the pony but they like the honey bager they don't give a shit cos it's the best Eva
DAMN RIGHT IT IS
And this concludes J&C presents
The crystal FU@!?/IN empire
