Chapter 15: Hangovers are Delightful

As I slowly came to I began to feel an immense pain in my skull as if a walker was trying to claw their way out. As I opened my eyes I looked around the room as I feel my headache worsen.

"Oh god what the hell happened last night...." I whispered to myself as I slowly got up and stretched.

As I took a step forward from the room I was in I promptly tripped on something and fell forward, grabbing whatever I could as I fell. The one thing I had happened to grab in fact, was the curtains. As I hit the floor the curtains ripped off and light poured into the room. I made a loud hissing sound as the pain increased because of the sunlight.

"The light! It burns!" I shouted out, much to my pains displeasure which increased as I did.

I mentally rolled my eyes. 'Oh that's right... it's a hangover... ugh...' I thought to myself as I just reached onto the bed I was on and pulled the blanket off and covering my face.

As I lay there I heard the door open slowly. "Deckard? Are you alright?" Spoke a voice loudly.

I through my hand out of the blanket and made a SHHHH signal, immediately shutting the voice up. As I lay there dieing another voice appeared in the room a minute later. This time it was very soft and quietly spoken.

"Um... mister Deckard... are you okay?" Asked a voice that couldn't be anyone else s but Fluttershy's.

"Ugh... just leave me here to die." I said aloud as I rolled over, still under the blanket.

"You just lay there, well maybe on the bed please? I'll fix those curtains for you and you can go back to sleep." She said with a warm tone.

I slowly got up and flopped onto the bed, the blanket still covering my face. I could feel the warmth in the room go down as the curtains were fixed and the dreaded light receded. I pulled the blanket down from my face and looked into her eyes. I had to say, they were beautiful, well when they weren't scarring you for life that is.

"Thanks Flutters... I just feel like I killed like... 90% of my brain last night. What the hell happened?" I asked in a whisper rivaling Fluttershy's.

"Oh, well everyone got into the drinking and I'm not sure what happened after that. I'm not much of a drinker so I ended up going home to take care of my animals. *giggle* I heard you really liked the cake thought." She said with a slight smile.

'Oh fuck... that means I fucked something up... what did I do? Piss on it?' I thought as I attempted to recall what happened last night.

"Well, who was there last night? Cause I honestly don't remember anything...."

"I'm not sure, I just came over to say hello to everypony. But I'll see you later Deckard, I have to go." She began as she neared the door, only to hesitate and look back before continuing to leave.

Ugh.... just let me roll over and die..." I asked as I closed my eyes and let sleep take me.

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As I came to my senses yet again, I could still feel a throbbing pain in my skull, but it was more distant than before. Slowly I made my way off the bed and gave a stretch, looking around.

'Looks like that place I woke up in yesterday with the OTHER head injury' I thought as I chuckled slightly.

I dragged my body over to the door and opened it, walking out and lightly shutting it behind me. I walked down a hallway and down a small flight of stairs. As I walked into a room with white tiled flooring I hear a voice off to my left.

"Mornin' sunshine!" Shouted Applejack from the living room next to the kitchen I was in.

Rubbing my temples I slowly turned to her. "Applejack... do that again and so help me...." I said in a low tone.

Covering her mouth she gave a small chuckle. "Sorry Deckard, I couldn't resist. The girls are outside if you want to talk to them." She said with a wink. "So is Twilight." She finished, smirking.

"Uh.... okay?" I awkwardly answered making my way to the front door. "Applejack... do you remember what happened last night?" I asked hopefully.

"Nope, but I heard the cake was great." She finished as she burst into laughter.

'Yep... definitely pissed on the cake or something' I thought to myself as I facepalmed.

As I opened the door I walked out, covering my eyes from the sheer difference in light. As my eyes adjusted I looked around noticing the barn and a certain group of friends just outside it. I quickly made my way there, ignoring my headache, and waved.

"Hey girls!" I said happily.

They all turned and looked at me, each of them with a different expression. Rarity was smiling widely, Rainbow dash was on the verge of tears, Pinkie was actually not bouncing, and Twilight looked like a red tomato.

"Uh... what? Is there something on my face?" I asked smiling.

They all snapped out of it, with the exception of Twilight who just looked away. Rarity stepped forward and looked at me smiling.

"Oh it's really nothing... we just never knew you were IN to that sort of thing Darling." She said looking at Twilight.

'OH HELL NO' I screamed in my mind.

"Oh it's not what you think!" I replied waving my hands defensively. "Whatever I might have done to the cake was an accident!" I finished looking at all their expressions.

"Oh we don't mean that, although you did go for a nice dip in the frosting..." Rainbow said laughing out loud.

"Oh... well what do you mean?" I asked innocently.

"You mean you don't remember?" Rarity asked with a hint of disbelief.

"Uh... no? From what it sounds like I might have done, I must have gotten completely shitfaced..." I said with an awkward smile.

"Well... last night before you went out... yo-" Rarity began but was cut off by Twilight.

"Girls that's enough, come on Deckard let's go. I need to go do some things..." Twilight spoke up blushing some more.

"O...oh k...." I replied as she began dragging me away with magic before her friends could protest.

We continued to walk for a while as I tried to constantly cover my eyes in an attempt to avoid the light. Twilight must have noticed at some point because she stopped and spoke up.

"Is it really that bad?" She asked in a caring tone.

"Yeah... I didn't want to say anything before but it's just making my headache worse now..." I said as I looked down at her.

"Well lets get to the library, I may have something that can help." She said with a slight smile as we continued walking.

After finally reaching the library I quickly went inside and sat on the couch, rubbing my temples. Twilight quickly disappeared off somewhere as I could hear some random noises of random things being thrown about somewhere in the house. After a few minutes I heard the clip clop of somepony approaching.

"Here, try these... they may help a bit." I heard Twilight ask as I opened my eyes and looked at what she held in her magic.

In her magic was a giant pair of sunglasses that looked quite expensive. I reached for them and gave them a look over, noticing the very small gold lining they had

"Twilight, these look really nice... but I can't accept them. They look far too valuable. Plus I don't think they would fit a human head." I finished as I offered them back.

After a moment I felt them get warmer. Opening my eyes I saw she had surrounded them with a glow as they slowly changed shape. I watched as they shrunk to a smaller size and everything changed shape slightly. After she finished I gave them another look over.

"Twilight... I still can't accept these... the-" I was silenced when she put her hoof on my mouth.

"Take them, really I don't mind." She said with a smile.

Giving them another look over, I slowly put them on and looked around. Everything felt a hundred times better with the lower light level. I turned my attention to Twilight and rested my hand on her head.

"Thanks Twilight, how do I look?" I asked giving a nice smile.

"You look really hand- uh... good. The glasses make you look nice." She finished as she gave a small smile while also blushing a bit.

"Really? Well maybe I will wear them with my peacekeeper outfit... speaking of which I should go and check it out. See if she planned out a finish date for it." I said getting up.

"Oh knowing Rarity, she is half done already." Twilight said snickering.

I shook my head and made my way to the doorway. 'Sure... she was with us all night. Like she could already be-

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"- Done?!" I said looking at Rarity with my jaw hanging a bit.

"Yes Dear, why is that an issue?" She responded with worry.

"N-No.. it's just... but I.... HUH?!" I asked putting my hands on my head. "Party, you.... at... no working... but done.... WAT!?" I shouted out feeling my brain failing on itself.

"Oh dear don't worry, I simply enchanted my tools to create the pieces themselves. All I had to do when I got back is stitch them all together." She said with a smile.

"And what about the back holder for the Rifle?" I said raising a eyebrow.

"Twilight showed me a few photos of it and I was able to do it off them. Would you like to see it?" She questioned smiling widely.

Shrugging I answered. "Sure why not, lets see it." I asked following her into a room.

As she neared an object covered by a white sheet she bit onto it, and yanked it, letting it fall to the floor and revealing the item under it. My mouth hit the floor as I stared at the outfit.

As I continued to stare at it I slowly pulled off my shades and spoke.

"Mother of god....."

Author's Note

Next chapter he shall begin his work as Ponyville Peacekeeper! Also... his little friends in the hospital shall be waking up VERY soon.

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