DJ Awry's Complete Random Storys.
Once in ponyville, applejack was making some apple sider, then out of FUCKING no where applebloom jumped in the mixing machine and got FUCKING cut up into little pieces and went into the sider...
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Applejack was selling the sider and pinkie jumped in front of her and yelling
"This sider tastes like dick!"
"And you would know that why?" Says applejack
"Because once I had a really, really, REALLY, good party and then when I was a sleep..."
"yeah, yeah I know your story, so JUST BUCKING DRINK IT!"
And then pinkie walked away and applebloom was never found again...
THE FUCKING END!
DJ Awry's Complete Random Storys.
One morning in ponyville, Rainbow dash has just came back from cloudsdale to show twilight sparkle something beautiful and awesome! Twilight was in her library with spike fixing some books that where torn and out of FUCKING nowhere, rainbow dash smashed through the window and messed everything THE FUCK UP!
"Hey, Rainbow dash! What was that for?" spike yelled
"Oh sorry about that, I'm trying to find Twilight? Do you know where she is spike?"
"Over here!" Said a voice underneath a pile of books.
Rainbow dash looked at a pile of books like a meter high and it started moving!
"There you are!" said rainbow dash as she helped twilight out.
"So what do you want?" asked twilight as she looked around for something.
"Its out here! Come quick!"
"this better be a good one rainbow dash, I don't have all day!" Twilight said following Dash outside.
When they got out side, rainbow dash held twilight tight and they went off over ponyville into the everfreeforest.
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When they got there, rainbow dash set twilight on the cold ground and Dash flies up in the sky and then it happened,
She flew backwards with 2 rainbows coming of her mane and tale and that created a beautiful double Rainbow!
"Thats Beautiful!" exclamed Twilight.
"Its Making me want you... NOW!"
Then twilight used her magic to make rainbow dash go to the ground and she tied her down!
"What are you doing Twilight?" nervously said Rainbow
"For some reason, i want you... All over me!"
Then twilight claimed ontop of rainbow and started making out with her!
Then Pinkie pie came out of FUCKING nowhere and blew them away with her huge FUCKING party canon!
THE FUCKING END!
