Twilight Sparkle loves her friends. Or does she? As they will discover, Ponyville is an enormous social experiment, a small and insignificant part of a vast empire ruled by Empress Celestia and her insane sister, Luna. Beheadings are regular, public events. Zebras, buffaloes, donkeys, griffons, diamond dogs, minotaurs, and changelings are all slaves to the so-called pony, "Master Race." Friendship is anything but magic. Comedic horror ensues when the Empress gives Twilight permission to do as she pleases with her "friends".

Inspired by Portal, Futurama, and Team Fortress 2.

Currently on hiatus.