Somehow (super powers that aren't magic) Q managed to drag Jean-Luc Picard through a temporal distortion into the magical land of Equestria. Meanwhile, Discord somehow (super powers that are magic) escaped his stone prison, indisposed Celestia and Luna (big surprise) and banished Twilight. This is hers, his, his, and his, story of meetings, trust, redemption, and success (but who's?). Of course, I'm just making this story up as I go. New description to follow, maybe.