Gaygar, family conversation
Everypony was eating on the table.
''So Pinks, h-how was your day?'', Soarin tried to start a conversation.
''SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR FOOD!'', she yelled back.
''I was tryna' make a conversation'', he leaned back.
''CONVERSA-, DO WE LOOK LIKE DA WHITE FAMILY?!'', she was waving her hands in the air.
''Are you da dumbass or something?'', Thunderlane said.
''OH, LOOK AT ME! I'M THE WHITE FAMILY!'', she was still waving her hands in the air.
''Oh, we like dog and the cat live in the house, cuz we crazy'', Thunder faced Soarin.
''IT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING!'', Pinkie fell on the table.
''OH MY GOD!'', he face-hoofed.
''GOD?! YOU WANNA SAY GRACE TOO?! BABY JESUS!''
''YES! Dear Buddah, Pinkie is a BITCH!''
''WHOA WHOA! How do you know Buddah?'', Thunderlane leaned forward.
''BITCH! YOU GOT A ITCHY MOUTH HA?!'', she was holding a newspaper in her hooves.
''What?! My mouth is not even itchy, hmhm, dickhead'', he got hit with the newspaper.
''ITCHY HUH?! Still itchy?'', she pulled out a knife out of the news paper.
''You stupid lesbian, if Pinkie is a bitch, then you son of da......ruff'', he said, his hooves rising in the air.
''If I'm son of the.......then you're into bestiality you sicko'' , he done the same gesture as Thunderlane.
''Oh shiet, at least I'm not in the gay sexuality''
''Oh, oh yeah, very nice comeback Thunder, even my grandma has better comebacks than you''
''It's cuz she very wise''
''BOTH OF YOU! SHADDUP AND EAT YOUR FOOD!''
''TELEPHONE!'', Thunderlane shouted, he got up and sat back down to eat his food.
''I'm not getting that'', Rainbow Dash said.
''Get it fatty, your so lazy, you're like the fat pony snookie'', Soarin flatly said.
''You're closer loser, you get it'', Rainbow pointed to the phone.
''HEY! I DIDN'T FLOAT TO EQUESTRIA!........ON A JELLYFISH SO YOU TWO CAN FIGHT ALL DAY!'', Pinkie shouted.
''Yeah sis, Pinks told you to get it''
''No, she didn't''
''She said it in Chinese''
''WHAT?!''
''Oh, she called you gay, nice one Pinks''
''Shut up''
''You shut up''
''Your mum shouldn't have smoked crack when she was pregnant''
''GET THE PHONE BEFORE I SELL YOU ON E-BAY!'', Thunderlane shouted.
''WHY DOESN'T SOARIN DO ANYTHING?! IS IT CUZ HE'S A BOY?! IS IT CUZ HE HAS A PENIS?!'', Soarin and Thunderlane snickered.
''Pfft, penis''
''Bumbada!'', Thunder choked out, punching his chest.
''Jay jella ga? oh my god''
''Indigestion'', Thunder choked out again.
''OH! I hope you die, SOARIN GET THE PHONE!'', Pinkie shouted, pointing to the phone.
''Oh fine'', he got up, but as soon as he was about to pick it up, it stopped ringing.
''FUUUUUUUUU-''
''Hey boy, come eat your vege-table''
''No, I don't wanna, they're fucking gross''
''Listen, back in the country, the vegetable was the delicacy, I had to climb the highest mountains, and fight the strongest sea's.....''
''I'm not even listening''
''.......When I see vegetable now, I cry, CUZ DEY DELICIOUS!''
''If you like 'em so much, you can have mine'', Soarin pushed the bowl of vegetables over to him Thunderlane laughed.
''NO FUCK OFF , EW, DEY GROSS, NO!'', Thunderlane pushed it away.
''Just eat your veggies or no dessert'', Pinkie Pie said.
''What? there's dessert?'', Soarin perked up.
''Yeah, it's called doing the dishes, OF COURSE NOT! DO WE LOOK LIKE THE WHITE FAMILY?!'', She shouted.
''OH! Oh'', Thunder snickered while Soarin ate his vegetables.
''There done'', he slammed the bowl down and headed to his room.
''WAIT!'', Thunderlane held the bowl in his hoof.
''What, well waddaya-? Oh, may I be excused?'', he asked, sarcastically.
''What's this?'', Thunder pointed in the bowl, it had a small lettuce leaf in it.
''You waste FOOOOD!'', he shouted, pointing to Soarin.
''Are you serious, just throw it in the bin''
''Eeeehehehe'', Pinkie chuckled evilly.
''Eheheh, what's so funny?'', Soarin said, flatly.
''That's what your mum said when she gave birth to you''
''You want to throw this in the bin? You can crush this up, put it in water add soy sauce and BAM! VEGETABLE SOUP!'', Thunder said.
''Alright, then let Flutters chickens eat it''
''EEEHEHEHE!'', Pinkie laughed evilly again.
''Oh, oh Pinks'', then the two started to give Soarin another lecture.
''If you waste food, you will be poor in the future'', Thunder started off.
''If you waste food, you will marry a fat bald stallion'', Soar flinched at what Pinkie said.
''Waste food, and you'll have bad luck''
''If you waste food, your wife's breast milk will be pepsi'', he gave her a ''what the fuck'' look.
''More bad luck if you saw two black cats, meow, having sex under the ladder of Friday the 13th, and it got rough, so rough that it broke a mirror and then-''
''OKAY OKAY! JUST-'', he ate the lettuce leaf.
''THERE! HAPPY?!''
''Not quite yet''
''What? WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT-'', Pinkie hit him in the face with the newspaper again.
''YOUR FACE! GOD DAMMIT!''
THE END!
Gaygar, family conversation
Pinkie Pie showed up, '' I LOVE LADY GAY-GAR!''.
''Gay-Gar?'' Soarin gasped, ''It's Gaga!''.
''NO! LISTEN!''
Rah rah ah ah ah! Roman Roman man
Gaygar, ooh nice car! apple juice from France
You are ugly, you are a disease
If I had to sell you I would give you for free
You're a fkn idiot.
''That is soo not the lyrics'', Soarin said.
''Heh, what would you know? You gay baby?''
''I know more than yo-'', Soarin was cut off by Pinkie Pie, an awkward silence.
She started to sing again.
(Hah 62x) with my both hands, i wanna smack you
but then you would go crying to your mum
you got a gay love, but im not duh surprised,
cus when you were young i dressed you up like a girl
so it's kinda my fault!
Rainbow Dash: you know that i hate you boy, ugly like a Mexican toy, you AHH!, Soarin threw a domo doll at her head.
''Man, are you seriously gonna-''
don't call me mum x2 ALEJANDROZZS
''I think, my eyes have gotten herpes after watching that'', Soar said flatly.
''If you were a real stallion, you would like the Gaygar''
''If you were duh, real mare, you would be in the kitchen''
''But, I, am......SWAN DIVE! To the best night of your rife!'', she randomly showed up in an other area of the house.
''Wow, amazing!'', he was amazed
''So why don't you like the Gaygar'', she shouted.
''I do like her'', he responded.
''TOO BAD! She don't like you, I don't like you''
''HAHA! I don't care'', he said, awkwardly laughing.
''Nopony like you''
''I like him'', a random filly showed up.
''What? Wow, Are you serious?
''No, just kidding! BOOM! Hi-five, hi-five'', she was holding up a hoof.
She laughed maniacally.
''Woah, Pinks stop laughing so much, gosh you're so crazy''
''Crazy? Am I? AM I?!?!''
''Yes you're a crazy bitch''
Pinkie gasped.
''Y-yeah, what are you gonna do about it? what are you gonna do about it?
''Tsk, tsk, tsk, I'll show you what I'll do''
She started to sing again:
''The next time you piss me off i will stab your doodle with a lance
(woahh) ''i'm sorry, i know you cant help being a fkn bitch!'', Soarin joined in.
(woahhhh oh ahh) why do wear gay P.J pants?
(woahh zz ohh) check out my dragon stance
I DO THE ROMANCE!, and a random pony just randomly humped the air