The Pinkie Pie Journals

Act 0: You Don't Know What You Have...

HIYA, JOURNAL!

My name is Pinkie Pie! What’s yours? Oh wait, it’s Journal... right? No, no... I don’t like that name. Your name can be... hmmmm... Journey? No that sounds like that one band...how about... Pages? Oh, oh, oh! How about...Journey! No, wait... I already said that... jeez, who thought naming a journal would be so hard? How about ‘William Scribbleton the 1st’? YEAH! I like that, do you like it? Of course you like it! 'Why'? Because I like it, and you like what I like, because that’s what silent little journal friends do! They like what the others do because it's just what they do! DON'T QUESTION ME!

Anywho, I decided to write in ya’ because... uhm... wait, why DID I decide to write in you? Hmm... OH YEAH! Twily said I should!

“Who’s Twily?”, you might ask. Well... she USED to be my bestest friend in the world, alongside with my other B.F.I.T.W...s... but now she is my SUPER SPECTACULAR HOPEFULLY-SOON-TO-BE 'SPECIAL' FRIEND! Or... in terms ‘normal’ ponies can understand, she is now my LOVEY KITTY! She is sooooooooo... FUN-TASITCALLY AMAZING! Well... she isn’t really ‘fun’, because she likes to sit and read, but that’s what’s fun to her, so I can deal with it. I guess.

I mean, reading is putting a bunch of words you already know together into sentences and stuff, but in something somepony already put together! I mean, it's fun SOMETIMES, and it helps me learn new recipes, but...I don't get all those sciencey and/or romancey books she reads. I mean, she already knows about science, and the romancey thingies are cute a little, but they're so fake! I mean, the ponies are just sitting there and not saying they love each other! COME ON, MISS FLOWER, GIVE DADDY SOME SUGAR ALREADY!

...but I guess if that's her thing, it's her thing. She can like what she wants! Just like I like her! In fact, I love her! Oh, yeah, that's where I was!

So anyway, we are almost opposites... is it weird I’m attracted to a mare that is nothing like me, William Scribbleton?...well, aren’t you gonna answer? Helloo~oo, anypony home in these pages?

Oh wait, you can’t... jeez! I keep forgetting books can’t talk to you... I could totally understand reading if books could talk! That would be awesome, right?

Hey, wait... what’s that burny smell? Hmmm... oh...OH NO! I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE CAKE IN THE OVEN! IT’S GONNA BE SOOOO BURNT! THE CAKES ARE NOT GONNA BE HAPPY! GOTTA GO SEE YA BYE BYE!

YOUR PANICKING WRITER,
Pinkie Pie.