The Pinkie Pie Journals

Dear William Scribbleton the 1st,

Gaaaaaaaah... today was.... boooooo-ring! Nothing interesting at all happened! And to make it worse, it was raining and was all lightning-y and thunder-y.... it was all like, BOOM! KERBLAM! CRASH! KAPOW! But I wasn’t afraid! Nope! Not when I was hiding under my blankets singing Granny’s song! I wasn’t afraid one bit, nuh uh! I was about as afraid as a banana under a plunger!

But... one thing did happen today, that was... amazing... it was... uhm... what happened again? OH YEAH! Twily came in to get out of the rain! She was all shaky, cold and wet! She looked awful, like she had just been in a stampede of cows who were running from pink elephants! (Trust me, cows can run pretty fast when running from pink elephants.)

Then again, she was wet and shaky, too. Maybe she was running through a cluster of waterfalls while in a herd of cows being chased by pink elephants on a mountain? I dunno.

Anyway, I invited her up into my room because that’s where the best fireplace is, and well... really thick blankets, because apparently, they are useful for stuff besides hiding under them! Like, for example, did you know blankets can make you all warm and toasty and make feel good all over? I can't believe I lived 22 years without knowing that! That, and how I lived so long without a marshmallow toaster. Note to self: I NEED ONE.

Back to the sto~ry!

Anyway, I didn’t know that until Twilight asked for some blankets and I asked her, 'why’? And she was all, ‘Because they’ll make me feel warmer’ and then I was all, ‘OOOOOOH! So THAT’S what they are used for!’... then she smacked her hoof against her face for some reason... I think there was a fly on it, I dunno. Personally, I prefer a fly swatter.

ANYWAY! When she got all dry and stuff, I asked her if I could snuggle in the blankets with her. She looked at me oddly for a few seconds, and her face got all red! Then she started talking funny, her voice was stuttering, dunno why though, and she said ‘U-uhm... s-sure... go... go ahead, Pinkie...’ and she gave me this weird smile, like she was nervous about something. So then I went under the covers, and hugged her close to me!

She kept shaking for a while, and I got really confused. She did feel kinda wet still, but she was pretty warm already! I mean, I was trying to help by cuddling with her, but here she was, shaking so hard she could have shaken herself dry!

Then she started to get really, really warm for some reason... and I really wanted to know now, so I asked her, ‘Hey Twily, why are you getting all warm?’. Then, like the question was sort of magic, she got even WARMER! Hehe, she was nice and toast~y! I like toast, and I like toasty things too! So she was like a nice, toasty bundle of toastiness and...mmmm!

After that, she started stuttering a lot, and her words sounded all jumbled and wumbled. Like a puzzle or something. Gosh darn, I hate puzzles! They're so hard! ...where was I? OH YEAH!

HERE IS THE BEST PAAA~AART! She said ‘Ah, screw it...Pinkie, I...I love you!’ then she kissed me! At first I was all like, ‘OMIGOSH MY LOVEY KITTY IS KISSING ME!’. Well... I said that in my brain, of course, I couldn’t really speak because her mouth was on mine! It was doing all the fun, wonderful stuff that came with a kiss - oh yeah, and her tongue tasted like purple! But if I could have talked, I would've definitely said that.

Annnnywaaaay.... it felt like the best thing ever.... it was like, somepony threw this awesome big party just for me, and that all of the ponies in Equestria were invited! It lasted a long time too, like... about a full two minutes! Two minutes in kissy time is like...a kajillion years in normal time!

After she pulled away, her face was like... really dark pink... kind of like the color of my coat, except not really... I guess you could call it ‘red’. Fuchsia? Pinkish red? Fuchsinkishred?

So, I was about to say, ‘I love you too, Twi~ly!’ but then I woke up, and the dream ended. :(

I gotta say though, that was one of the best dreams I’ve ever had.... oh wait. Did I forget to mention that this whole journal entry has been based off a dream? Sorry! I forget things sometimes. I didn't mean to lead you on like that or anything! Honest!

Anyway, I gotta scram again, Twily asked me to come over today to help her with some things! I'm soooo excited! I loooove spending time with Twily! Every single second I spend with her is just AWESOME, and if I'm lucky, I get to smell her mane! It smells like lavender thingies, which is just...mmmmm...I could frolic in that forever!

Bye bye, seeya’... or... write in ya’ later, Willy~!,

Pinkie Pie