The Pinkie Pie Journals

Dear William Scribbleton the 1st,

So I’ve been thinking... of well... asking Twily out on... a date... or something.

I mean...not a date-date! I mean like a...wait, you already know how I feel. Darn! I have to stop telling you things ! But then I guess I'd get lonely. Besides, you listen to me a lot. Now where was I...ah yeah, asking Twily out!

See, I would LOVE to ask her out! She's smart, cute, nerdy, smart, good smelling, cute, pretty, smart...and a lot of other things that would take forever to list! In fact, sometimes I do ask her out, but it's in my dreams. She always says yes, and then we start making out, and -

Oops. You're like, 4 days old, right? You shouldn't have to hear about that stuff!

Anyway, though, in the real world, I’ve... been having my doubts...which is why I came to you! Or me? Eh, both of us. I mean, what would happen if I asked her out? Would she reject me, would she think I was kidding, would she get angry? I mean, we're friends, but...I'm just so scared that she doesn't like me enough! Or...even WORSE, maybe she’d think I was crazy or something for even asking her, I just don’t know...

...wait!

What happens if she already thinks I’m crazy?! I mean, she always says “Pinkie Pie, you’re so crazy!” Well... then again, how do I know any of this will happen if I don’t ask her... maybe... no, no, I can’t ask her! I KNOW she'll reject me! I just know it! She'll be all, “Pinkie, I don’t really think we’d be good together, and so I think the date you’ve extended to me is worthless!”

Well... that doesn’t sound like Twily, but SHE WOULD say something like that...she would if she had a reason to. Why’d I even think I had a chance with her? She's so smart... and... smart... and uhm... smart? No, I already said that. Purple? Yeah, she is very purple too... and cute... and... kinda funny... ah, jeez what am I thinking? Of course I have a chance with her! She is my best friend, right? I’m sure she’d love to go out on a date with me! All I gotta do is ask! She'll do it for 'science' or whatever, but it counts!

Thanks for listening, Willy. It means a lot. I guess I'll go ask her tomorrow, since she isn't so mad anymore.

...in fact, she seemed like, REALLY, REALLY sad when I gave her those cupcakes I made her. I didn't know what was wrong, but my leg was achy, my ear itched, and I did a breakdance, which meant one of two things: either somepony's in love (hey, me!), or I really needed to eat a banana. The last thing she said was, "Here's to the first day of the last of my life", and...then she started crying before she closed the door. She didn't even say goodbye.

I just hope I can cheer her up. But my hopes are high! See ya' later, Willy! Things are gonna' go great! I just feel it!

Your really, really happy lovebird,
Pinkie Pie