The Pinkie Pie Journals

Dear William Scribbleton the 1st,

I had a super fun day at the library today! I helped Twily reorganize all the books... now Willy, I know you’re asking “How is organizing (mostly) boring old books fun?” Well, it wasn’t organizing the books that was fun.... it’s what I did with them! And who, but mostly what!

Anyway, I asked her if I could build a book fort before we organized them, and she asked me why. “WHY?” I said, “WHY DID WILLIAM DRAKESPEARE WRITE PONEO AND JULIET? WHY DID SOPHOCLES CREATE THE TRAITS OF THE TRAGIC HERO? You wanna know why? Huh? Do ya, toots? They made them because they wanted to, and ‘I’ want to build a book fort!”

She... kind of just... stared at me after that, like I was some sort of crazy pony! But then she sighed real loud and said, “Sure, go ahead...” and then I got all happy because I was gonna build a book fort! Book forts are REALLY fun! They are like forts made out of bricks... but instead of bricks you use books! So it's like a brick-book-as-your-bricks-kinda-but-not-really-fort!

So after about 10 minutes, I built this humungo book fort outside the library! It looked like the Canterlot Castle, but about.... 1000 times smaller... and made of books...but it had the throne room and everything down to the teeniest piece of jewelry! It even had teeeeeny little ponies made of little 'refuhrence' books!

When Twily came out and saw it, she just... kind of stared at it for a few seconds... she seemed shocked for some reason (I don’t know why though...). She wasn’t even blinking, or breathing or anything! I thought I maybe broke her... but then she took in a deep breath, and blinked a few times, muttering to herself “This.... this shouldn’t be possible... this... this...” and that’s all she kept saying, about how it was ‘impossible’.... but it wasn’t impossible because ‘I’ did it!

But after some time, all the books went tumbling down into the mud and dirt.... and well... Twily got kind of scary after that. At first, she didn’t even look at me... then she told me to leave... and I asked her why, and she just gave me this look that said “I’m going to hurt you if you don’t leave in the next 10 seconds.” So then I decided, it would probably best if I let Twily have some quiet time! So, I zipped back to SCC (Sugar Cube Corner, if ya didn’t know), and I haven't bothered her since!

After I got back, I went inside and ran up to my room, and started writing this entry in you! So uhm... THAT’S MY STORY TODAY! :) And right now, I’mma go bake-up some apology cupcakes for my little purple Lovey Kitty, maybe that’ll make her feel a bit better... Heehee~!

Cupcakes!,

Pinkie Pie