My Not-So-Little Pony Write-Off

by MNSLP Write Off

PONYFIC FOR VAN KLOPPEN by Kiara

Previous Chapter

THIS IS MY SUPER SERIOUS ENTRY FOR THE SUPER AWESOME SERIOUS STORY COMEPTITION PLZ VOTE I WANT TO WIN THAT THING

THis stroy is in Ponyville, but kinda more gloomier. Like more clsoe to a PonyBurgh because instead of having trees and stuff it has gears and pipes and steam vents and it is really cool, because it's like, steampunky, you know, and not as cutesy and ick, ebcause thats nto the kind of towen where pon ies that are super hot vampires and werewolves and stuff live, like they do in this town which has those.

And in PonyBurgh a new pony has come to town today, but its not Twilight because libraries are kinda dumb and I think nobody ever used it except her anyways and it didnt like, make sence they'd have one so she isnt in this stroy, and since it needs Fluttershy for this contest the enw pony is her, dressed in black with makeup and thick lipstick and black hoof polish and her hair like mine instead of over her eye its over both eyes and dyed black and she has black hoof polish. And she jsut moved to the town from the big city because her stupid parents wanted to even though she had friends in the city and could go to the mall and stuff and hang out and check otu cute boys. But now she can't because she's in this tupid town and she doesnt even have the internet yet and she has to go to a new school and its kinda cool but tis still school so thats lame.

And on like, her tenth day of school FLuttershy was walking acrost tehs treet to a coffe shop to get a double mocha fraapechino when she was almost killed by a cart, but a really big sturdy pony named Applejack (but totally wasnt applejack I'm jsut saying she is for this stupid contest) but is paler than applejack stopped the car with her bare hoov es and saved Fluttershy's life! But the cart should have killed both but somehow applejack was strong enough to stop it, Who are you fluttershy asked

"I'm nobody you need to get involved with" said the mysterious Applejack, "I'm Applejack" and then applejack left, galloping faster than any pony should to the south of town but fluttershy has beautiful flowing wings like I wish I did so she flew after Applejack to the spooky creepy abandoned abrn Applejack lived in

"I'm fluttershy" she said, "And I know what you are" she also said super spooky, like in the movies that it sends a chill down your spine and makes my arms all goosebumpily "And I love you and what you are!" Fltutershy cried and confessed!

Applejack who was a vampire had never had a mortal pony guess what she was before so she attacked Fluttershy and bit her neck and turned her into a vampire and dragged her off to ehr dungeon in the basement of the farmhouse where she also had Big Mac tied up, but he was unconcious ebcause boys are icky (thats why he was tied up because boys are stupid, even though some are cute and if you suck them they buy you shoes and stuff)

And applejack tied Fluttershy, who was also now a vampire up with silver cuffs and rope and growled at her Nopony should know my secret! Fluttershy screamed, her new fangs growing in hurt, and Applejack smiled Now that you're a vampire I can torture you forever!

So she did, she started feeding Fluttershy lots of nutella, like, insane amounts like two whole jars so she was pratically big as a house or something and that was it for poor fluttershy, or so she thought! But it turns otu Applejack had anotrher even worse secret, she wasn't jsut a vampire, she had a penis, too! Because penises on girls are way better than boy penises, tis super awesome! And since FLuttershy was still tied up Applejack turned ehr around and shoved her giant she dick into ehr tiny cunt, ripping ehr virginity out and shoving deep with that fat dick, spearing into fluttershys womb as she screams and struggles, nutella running down her chin and tears mixing with the hazelnut paste there!

Applejack is a vampire and has been alove for thousands of eyars but never had a pony as tight as Fluttershy before, so as she thrusts with her she dick she cumms quickly and ehavily filling fluttershy's womb instantly with babies, her semen so fertile and powerful that the mare is im poregnanted so fast the eggs isntantly turn into cute cuddly foales, even as applejack keeps cumming, fluttershys belly bloating and swelling otuward as she fills and swells with babies, even knocking over the nutella jar, which makes B ig Mac over in the corner mad enough to rip out of his chains (because he's actually a werewolf, not a vampire) and run over yelling NOPE and saving the nutella and forcign Fluttershy to eat more and more of the hazelnut chocolate spread and tis delicious creamy texture, spreading voer fluttershys cheeks and dribbling onto ehr baby belly as she moans from the babies and Big Mac is happy to feed her that nutella.

after everyone was done eating ntuella and filling fluttershy with babies and big mac left to get more nutella becasue fltutershy ate it all and fltutershy gave birth to the hundred adorable babies Applejack said I love you too Fluttershy and they got gay married because there're so many mroe girl ponies than boys it's legal to marry your girlfriend there, but not where I used to live even though my internet girlfriend and I were perfect for eachother, but these ponies could amrry and had a beautiful wedding and a cake made of nutella.

the end.


Author's Note

I realize this is a trollfic, but it doesn't break any rules so here it is. - Baron