The Shiftier and the Anthropologist

Prologue

So hello? I guess? My name is Jacob Foresight, and no that's not my real name , I mean Jacob is my real name but I'm an orphan so I don't have a last name , but I'm something called Shiftier I can take inanimate mater and shift it into something else (that also includes that I can make portals) I shift things using there Base Codes it the code that makes  everything in the universe I have the power to change it, but there I go ranting again about my power, back to my story. I am a Brony I watch mlp and am sometimes jelly of there perfect world while here I have to hide my self so people won't use my power for evil. I do how ever have one bliss on the earth my Girl Friend, Hirohito she helps me control my power and she's lucky, she has a family who loves her. But today I was going to do something crazy. I know that I can open portals so I played every season 1 episode over lapping each other and got a Base Code from it so I'm opening a portal to it.

    "So are you sure this will work Fore?" Hirohito asked "I have no idea" I replied with a smile on my face as my eyes were glowing as I was making the portal. When ever I use my powers my eyes glow white so that's why there glowing. "So your going to wing it." She said to me "Eeyup, and it's working now too, look." I said as the wall I was translating started to ripple, "bam!" I said my eyes returning to normal, and i wiped the sweat off my brow "see Hiro it worked!" I exclaimed "so we're just going to hop in!? You haven't even tested to see if it worked!?" She yelled trying to put some sense into me, I rolled my eyes with a smile as I materlized a harpoon into my hands and fired it at the wall "when I pull pull me out OK?" I said and she nodded as I tyed the rope around me "Woo-Hoo!" I yelled as I jumped through the portal.