The Shiftier and the Anthropologist

chapter 1-

I fell through the portal and landed in a cloud of all thing the portal always hides itself but what confused we was how was I sitting on a cloud... Oh well. I looked out and saw a pony pushing it slowly "cool beans" I whispered to my self as I put my head into the portal "Hay Hiro, it worked" I told her "k k" she said as she walked through. "So where are we?" She asked in a whisper "in a cloud" I said with a smile "... Wait don't they clear clouds?" She asked "... Jump..." I said my eyes dilating "what" "jump" I said pushing her out and making us both fall, luckily the Pegasus didn't see is as we fell out of the cloud "hang on Hiro" I said as I aimed for aiming for a bush... Then making sure I hit the ground first.

Hirohito-

Fore flipped over making sure he hit the ground first,we landed inside a bush and at first it looked like no one saw us. "Baka" I whispered to his unconscious body "Baka, Baka, Baka why did you have to hurt yourself" I said to him  as he just laid there "when you wake up you are in so much trouble" I decided to my better judgement to see where we were, so I poked my head out of the bush. We were in someone's back yard not in public. "We'll Fore you can't be the only one doing stupid stuff." I said looking at the burn marks on his back. So i walked into the house.

It looked like a normal house just... Smaller so I went to the place where normal people had meds, in the bathroom, it didn't take long but I found the bathroom and burn cream. "Yes! Now I can treat that burn on his back." I said with a smile then something struck me 'I can't really help him in a bush.... Crap I need to take him inside now...' I thought to myself as I walked out side and grabbed him out of the bush and brought him inside the house.

I started to treat his back it, and to be clear it was like rope burn to the extreme so it needed to be treated but of corse Fore and I have damn Shit Luck and the door opened and a green pony was starring at us.... Then she smiled? "Oh... My... Celestia... Humans!" She yelled happily? "Please you can't do tell anyone about us here!" I said in a panic "my friend is hurt" "not that badly Hiro"

Fore-

"When did you wake up?!" Hiro asked me "when Lyra walked in." I said with a grin sitting up "how does he know my name?..." Lyra asked "damn..." I said I blew it with in 20 seconds of waking up "do I have to explain? Bonbon will be here soon and she will have a panic attack when she sees us" I said to her "your right Bonbon isn't really good with things like this you have to hide, follow me" as she ran up the stairs and I grabbed my shirt and Hiro and I followed.

We hid in Lyra's room and she told us that she would try and get rid of Bonbon then she had some questions for us. "Well so far so good" I said with a smile.... Then she smacked upside my head.