Guinness had been in Equestria for short time when he and two other ex-human "friends" had involuntarily released the hordes of Tartarus, met the multicolored mare of his dreams and driven Twilight Sparkle over the edge of insanity. But now Guinness is compelled, albeit unwillingly, to search for the powerful object that sent him there in the first place. A silver and blue artifact from another world with unknown powers capable of travel across the thresholds of time, space and the multiverse. An awe inspiring item that can give you wings... an empty can of Red Bull.

A continuation of the story Science, Steam and Beer and a member story of the Dream Series by totallynotabrony (He also made the art for this).