Predator: Equestria

“Applejack… what’s the status on the hostages” Twilight called out and her orange southern friend dashed through the door and swiped some blood off her hat. “Found the others… their dead to… but if they were Cadence and her guards then ah’m a unicorn” Applejack informed her and Twilight took a look to Zecora.

“What’s she doing here?” Applejack asked and Twilight shrugged. Applejack shrugged as well and walked off. Trixie rushed through the broken down doorway and leaned down as she began sifting through papers. “Yes… yes this is it” Trixie exclaimed as she sorted through the papers. “We got these bastards” Trixie whispered to herself. Twilight grabbed a random pile of papers and walked over to Trixie and presented them in front of her.

“I think these are what you’re looking for” Twilight said. As Trixie looked up and grabbed the papers Twilight grabbed her by the collar of her camouflage jacket and slammed her against the wall “YOU SET US UP”.

“It’s horseshit, all of it… Canterlot, the whole mission. You got us in here to do your dirty work” Twilight yelled and Trixie gave her an annoyed look. “If we hadn’t stopped these guys in 3 days they’d be in Ponyville with this shit” Trixie yelled back.

“So what about my brother?” Twilight yelled, “I recruited your brother to get these guys and he was killed” Trixie yelled frantically. “HE WASN’T KILLED HE WAS COCOONED ALIVE” Twilight yelled. “AND MY ORDERS WERE TO GET SOME-PONY WHO COULD CRACK THESE BASTARDS” Trixie yelled.

Twilight let go of Trixie and she fell onto her hindlegs. “So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meat grinder… what happened to you Trixie? I thought you changed” Twilight said. Trixie looked her into her eyes “I woke up, why don’t you”

Twilight left and walked out to Pinkie Pie as she closed up her portable radio. “What’s the deal?” Twilight asked and Pinkie let out an irritated sigh.

“Canterlot says this place is too hot for a pickup and says we got guerillas heading this way from all over” Pinkie Pie said as she slung the radio over her back. Twilight lit a cigar and took off her combat jacket and walked over to Fluttershy who was leaning against the blown up flying carriage.

“Just what in Celestia’s sake do you think you’re doing?” Rarity gasped as Rainbow Dash ripped apart one of her dresses that she took from Rarity’s bag. “Covering my wounds” Rainbow Dash replied. Rarity scoffed “Do you have any idea how hard it is to get blood stains out of dresses… That’s it I’m sending you my cleaning bill” Rarity scoffed. Rainbow Dash rolled her eyes “I’ll change my address dumb ass” Rainbow Dash laughed and continued to dress her wounds.

“I always tell ponies ‘it’s smart to pack extra clothes’ but no-pony ever listens to Rarity” Rarity scoffed as she gave Rainbow Dash an annoyed look. Rainbow Dash returned her look with one of comical mischief.

“Talk to me Flutters… find me a way out of this hole” Twilight said, her cigar still in her mouth. Twilight pointed to a heavily forested area, the one which they had been dropped off at. “That’s the quickest and safest way to go… but it means that we won’t be able to see anything so the guerillas might ambush us” Fluttershy informed her and Twilight puffed on her cigar.

“Well we need to get my brother anyway” Twilight said as she looked into the forest. “Alright every-pony let’s mount up” Twilight called out. “Wait” Trixie called out, Zecora lying on her back.

“She comes with us, she’s too valuable” Trixie told them and Twilight shook her head “No, it’s too risky. She’ll give away our position any chance she gets” Twilight said. “You’re under strict orders Twi… no will you make the call or should I?” Trixie asked. Twilight took a puff on her cigar and a frown formed on her face.

“She’s your baggage, you fall behind and you’re on your own” Twilight said as she tossed her cigar away. As they began to walk away Rarity called out to Trixie, “Hey Trix, wait up” she called out and Trixie stopped. “Do you see that weird tree?” Rarity asked and Trixie looked off curiously to the tree Rarity pointed to. Rarity pulled out a combat knife and brought it down slowly on Trixie’s shoulder.

Trixie saw her movement out of her peripheral vision and swung around, bringing her MP5 up to Rarity. Rarity pulled the knife away, a small baby cockatrice struggled on the end of the knife blade. Trixie looked at the knife blade with disgust. “Thanks” she muttered and trotted off. “Any time” Rarity muttered as she brought the knife down and stepped on the baby cockatrice.

Pinkie ran up to Fluttershy “Hey Flutters so listen I was talking to Mrs. Cake and I said jeeze you got a big pussy, jeeze you got a big pussy” Pinkie laughed, in a half exhausted tone. Fluttershy gave her a blunt look and Pinkie laughed “get it… cause of the echo right” she laughed and Fluttershy thought about the joke for a moment.

As Pinkie walked away Fluttershy let out a shy laugh that was rather loud for her. She heard something rustle in the trees and she looked to the group and hurried off towards them.

As they left into the jungle a black figure swooped down and inspected the battle scene. A lone guerilla could be heard groaning as he staggered up the stairs with an AK47 in his hands. The dark figure looked to the injured guerilla “you shall make a fine addition to my hive” the figure laughed and swooped over as they guerilla screamed and tried to bring his AK47 up but was too late