Predator: Equestria

Twilight walked forward on her hindlegs, like the rest of the squad was. She turned to a small group of monkeys that rushed out of an ammunition shack and she hit the detonator on all the explosives except the one for the flying carriage. Massive eruptions boomed as they encampment lit up in a spectacular show of plastic explosives.

A small group opposed Twilight and she squeezed the trigger on the barrel-mounted M203 grenade launcher and annihilated the small group. 2 monkeys came out of a small shack that she hadn’t blown up and she triggered her M16 in full automatic and sprayed the duo down with 5.56mm rounds. They screamed and fell to the ground in a bloody mess.

“This is for that poor little rabbit you killed” Fluttershy screamed as she triggered her M16 and sprayed down a small group of soldiers with lead death. Pinkie Pie zoomed by Fluttershy and lept off a staircase railing, doing multiple flips in the air as she managed to get off multiple bursts with her MP5 and cut down several monkey soldiers who fell to the ground in bloody clumps. “Pinkie Pie time” she laughed and zoomed away, leaving a puff of dust where she just was.

A small group of fighters took cover in a machine gun nest and fired on the group in the encampment with an RPK light machinegun. Applejack appeared above them on a slight incline and fired on the group with her M60. The group screamed in horror as 7.62x51mm rounds tore them apart in a bloody mess. She tipped her hat in respect but was soon cut off as a monkey scout in a tree fired at her with and AK47.

Applejack took cover behind a tree and the monkey continued to fire. Applejack whistled to Rainbow Dash as she barreled through the thick brush of the forest. The monkey turned to Rainbow Dash and let out a squeal of terror as Rainbow Dash triggered the Gatling gun, the 7.62x51mm explosive rounds decimated the tree along with the scout. Rainbow Dash nodded to Applejack and continued her slow advance towards the encampment where the others continued to fight.

“Twi, on your 9” Trixie called out and Twilight turned to her left with a straight face and blew a burst of jacketed 5.56 rounds into a baboon as he tried to get a few pot shots off at her. Trixie skidded around a corner where multiple chimpanzees where waiting with AK47s drawn and pointed in her direction. Trixie pulled her MP5 up and let off a burst but just as she seemed doomed Pinkie Pie lept up and zoomed past at an incredibly fast pace. With one clean burst Pinkie cut down the entire group with her own MP5, “Hey Trixie” Pinkie said as she pulled out a slice of cake and swallowed it back, then zoomed away. Trixie shuddered at the fact that a pony could be so freakishly attached to pastries.

Rarity ducked as rounds ripped over her head. “I hate violence” she screamed and peeked up and let off a burst with her MP5 but ducked back behind some sandbags as the apes returned fire with their AK47s, which overpowered her MP5 in terms of sheer firepower. She peeked up again but the apes where waiting and fired off another burst of rounds and Rarity ducked down.

A lock of her hair fell to the ground and she gasped. “You shot my hair… that bastard shot my hair… OH-IT-IS-ON” she screamed and unslung her grenade launcher and popped off several 40mm grenades at the group. Explosions tore away their cover and blew them to eviscerated pieces. Rarity gave out a ‘humph’ and turned away and began to fire upon other entrenched monkeys.

Trixie ran through a building, leading her way with her MP5, and fired on a small group of monkeys but her MP5 jammed and she was forced to take cover as the monkeys returned fire. A spent brass casing had jammed in the receiver, Trixie cocked back the receiver, ejecting the brass casing and let the slide bolt forward, loading a new round.

She leaned out from the wall and let out another burst of 9mm rounds and tore down the obviously untrained guerrilla fighters. She ejected her spent magazine and loaded a fresh one and lept up, continuing into the fight.

6 monkeys and a baboon loaded into the flying carriage and began to start it. Twilight walked out a building and shot down multiple monkeys as they scurried to defensive positions. The carriage levitated off the ground and began to take off, “Twilight hurry up” Trixie called out and Twilight pulled out the detonator and set off the final explosive, which was located underneath the carriage, and the carriage erupted much like a gruesome firework.

Pinkie Pie slide behind a stack of sandbags with Applejack. “Shit we’re pinned down” Applejack cursed. “Don’t worry I got… dammit… I’M OUT OF PASTRIES” Pinkie screamed. “Okay we’re pinned down” Pinkie said with a cross face. Applejack chuckled, “What’s so funny?” Pinkie Pie scowled and Applejack chuckled even harder.

“It’s funny that yah somehow are able tah take battle scenarios lightly even if they are pinned heavily against us” Applejack commented but suddenly there was screaming coming from the chimpanzees shooting at them. Pinkie Pie looked up to see their timid Pegasus friend, “Is that Fluttershy” Applejack asked.

“You’ll pay for hurting that poor RABBIT” Fluttershy screamed, her yell was almost as terrifying as a dragon’s roar. “Yep, Trixie told her that some monkeys killed an innocent rabbit so now she’s furious” Pinkie said as she began to depart, but at a rather slower pace than she had before.

Twilight entered another building and began to shoot down multiple monkeys as they returned fire on her. She triggered her grenade launcher again and annihilated the opposing force of monkeys. A chimpanzee snuck up behind her and Twilight spun around and threw a large combat knife through the chimpanzee and stuck him to the wall. She let out a smirk “Stick around”

Rainbow Dash burst from a small storage shed and 6 monkeys turned cluelessly to Rainbow Dash as she triggered the Gatling gun and tore them to pieces. As one of the monkeys fell his nerves twitched and he triggered his AK47 which chattered and emptied the rest of his magazine. Rainbow Dash turned around the building to see a group of baboons in a large machinegun nest, armed with deadly PK machine guns on bipod mounts.

Rainbow Dash lifted the hefty Gatling gun up and sprayed down the group. At first the baboons were relatively safe and the sandbags stopped the first few rounds but due to their explosive tips it was if they never even had cover and within a fraction of a second they burst apart in a crimson of bloody goo. Rainbow Dash smirked, proud of her work.

Pinkie’s buzz was wearing off and she was less combat effective than she had previously been but still outmatched the guerilla soldiers. She leveled her MP5 at hip level and sprayed down a group of guerillas as they charged at her, at first the 9mm rounds didn’t even seem to faze them but eventually they began to fall. But it wasn’t enough to stop the entire group and Pinkie’s MP5 magazine ran out.

She muttered a swear and began to reload, but the guerillas would soon be upon her. Suddenly a yellow streak flew by and several of the guerillas fell to the ground. Pinkie slammed a fresh magazine in the gun but as she looked up the remaining guerillas fell as Fluttershy triggered her barrel mounted Mossberg 500 and chopped down the rest of the guerillas with a deadly wall of buckshot.

Pinkie turned to Fluttershy, “Thanks Flutters” Pinkie said and began to hope away. Fluttershy turned and proceeded down towards a small building and kicked down the door. In an enraged hysteria she screamed “I… will… AVENGE HIM” Fluttershy screamed and shot down the baboons inside.

Twilight walked down a set of stairs and hip fired her M16 at a group of chimpanzees, who fell with agonizing screams. She walked down and kicked down the door on the small hut, 2 guerillas looked up in shock, almost as if they hadn’t heard the commotion going on outside for the last 10 minutes. “Knock-knock” Twilight quoted and shot them both, one fell to the ground but the other fell back and broke through the window and fell dramatically to the ground with a comical scream. Twilight looked out the window and saw to chimpanzees hightailing it.

Twilight whistled to Rarity and pointed to the chimpanzees, “I got them Twi” she called out and raced towards the chimpanzees.

The chimpanzees raced around a machine gun nest only to see the terrifying sight of Rainbow Dash with her Gatling gun, one of the chimpanzees simply hoped up into the nest while the other fired off a few rounds and nicked Rainbow Dash in the foreleg then hoped up with his friend and fired down at her.

Rainbow Dash was forced to take cover below them and placed a hoof-full of chewing tobacco in her mouth, just as Rarity raced around the corner. “Sons of bitches are dug in tighter than a nun’s vagina” Rainbow Dash commented and Rarity gave her a disgusted look “I guess we learn something about each other every day” Rarity commented.

She looked down to her friend’s foreleg which was bleeding profusely, “Dash! You’re bleeding” Rarity exclaimed, Rainbow Dash took a glance at her wounds and spit a glob of tobacco spit on the ground “I’m too cool to bleed” she commented. Rarity smirked and fired several grenade rounds upwards “Too cool to duck?”

As the 40mm rounds fell back to earth and erupted in the machinegun nest Rainbow Dash took cover with Rarity and held her hoof over her head as dirt splattered down overtop of them.

Twilight listened and heard faint hoof steps behind her. She swung around and brought the stock of her rifle right into the face of her silent enemy. The zebra fell to the ground and groaned, Twilight gasped as she recognized the zebra as non-other than Zecora.