Chronicles

     Celestia and I were walking down the hall to have dinner. I was much more confident with the staring guards. There was only one thing I noticed something different with the guards. Last time Celestia and I were in the hall there were guards with White coats and golden armor. Now it seems they had a dark purplish coat and more importantly a different armor set. Another thing to notice was the look much more bat like for example there eyes had look like the ones you see on a cat.

"Uh.. Celestia there something different with these guards. They don't look like the ones I saw before. They look really sinister".    Celestia started to chuckle in the cutest may, I didn't know what she found so funny.

"What so funny I was asking a serious question"? After her giggling was over Celestia went to go on on how these guards were actually called Shadow Guards, and that they a are the one that guard the Castle at night. The thing I found most interesting was that the shadow Guards were not real pony's. At first I didn't believe her but she so went on to explain on how the Shadow Guards were actually a spell Luna created.

"So are the Guards that I saw when I woke up were they fake". She shoke her head

"No they much real, the only reason why we don't have them patrol at night is that they would be too tied to do so". Celestia said.

"That sounds reasonable". I replied. We reached our destination, the kitchen. I opened the door for Celestia letting her walk in first.

"Why thank you, you Gentle Colt".  I smiled at the strange compliment. I mean what the hell is a colt, i mean I know for horses there's Mares, Stallionts. Maybe a Colt i just another word for Stallion, but I digress. When we walk in I saw a huge table that was surrounded bay many chairs. Lets just saw this room looked a lot like the picture of The Last Supper. We toke our seats Celestia setting at one end, but when I tried to set at the other end. Out of know were.

"I set their". I jumped from the voice behind me.

"Holy mother fucken shit"! It was Luna. The two princesses laughed, I chuckled a little from how I reacted. Ignoring their laughter I sat at a chair located in the middle of the table. With in seconds a pony came resemble much of a waiter. He first went to Celestia asking in a deep french ascent what see would want. Once he was done getting Celestia's order of what she called a  Raising Sun Dish, his wondering eye landed. His body froze in fear, but before could run away Celestia cut in.

"Don't worry he means no harm to anypony". He started to move again only this time a little slower keeping a close eye on me. Only stopping once reaching Luna, she said all she wanted was a dasie sandwich with extra dasie. But when it came to my order he took it from across the table. I didn't know any type of food in this world so I did the most reasonable thing to do

"I'll take the most simplistic thing you can make". Instantaneously he rushed out the room, he must have been really freaked out. As we waited for our food a deep silence filled the room. It was the most awkward moment ever, I have had my fair share of awkward moments but nothing bested this one. After sometime of waiting, some pony decides to break it.

"We would liketh (Like-th) to know how tho's home world is". It was hard to pick up on what Luna was saying, it was like talking to someone who was form a different country.

"Well Earth has its pros and cons. Like on problem is that Humans are a war driven type of people". The look of horror filled the two princesses faces.

"Don't get me wrong when Humans are peaceful Earth can be one of the must beautiful place in the world. If my race wasn't so consumed by war we could literal do anything we set our minds to, and please don't think that everyone who is human loves war case you are sadly mistaken. In my opinion Earth is a great place to be".

"Your world sounds... interesting. Certainly different then Equestria". Celestia chimed in. Right after that the door opened up with three ponys walked in with a plate balanced on reached there heads. I could smell some of the food from my seat and the sent made my mouth water, just a little. The waiters gave the princesses their plats first , and gave mine last. The waiter ran after giving me my food.

Celestia plate was filled with a salad with a mixer of Croutons, cucumbers, tomato, and lastly onion. There was also cut star fruit and sliced strawberry's. With all that their was a combination of oil and and vinegar,  with cherry on top. When I looked at Luna's dish it was nothing like Celestia's plate it looked like a simple sandwich, but that was until I saw a  flower hang out hence the name Daisy sandwich. I looked down to see a plat on top of that I saw a small pile of salad with a cracker on top. I noticed Celestia look at me.

"Is everything all right." She asked in a worried manner.

"I think some-pony accidentally gave me an appetizer." i said as I poked at my supposed dinner with my fork. The two of them giggled at my small quantity of food.

"Well thu did ask for the simplest thing on the menu." Luna added. The funny thing is that is actually what I said.The only thing was I was not expecting such a small dish.

I would have asked for something different but I was to hungry to wait. We all started munching on our food, all you could hear was the clanging of utensils hit our plates. None of us were talking. My salad had a unique taste to it like a sweet, and ends with a salty but bitter flavor. In a matter of seconds I was finished with my food. I decide to break the silence.

"So you both know a little about my world, how is Equestria?" I asked. Luna had also finished her food.

"Well... Whats thou name again?''

"Its Michael."

"Well Michael Equestria is a beautiful and peaceful place. Which is inhabited by many different types of specie, but the main one is ponys. Ponys come in three different forms Earth Pony, Pegasus, and lastly Unicorns. Unlike your kind we have had never gone to war." She was soon cut off by Celestia.

"Thats not entirely true sis, how about Discord, the Changling and King Sombra."

"Well you cant count it a war those I would say are battles."

We all continued talking for the next half an hour. We talked on what I did for a living. I learned that Stallions were guys and mares were the women of the pony verse. I also leaned the Equestria was a matriarchal society, were the Pegasus were to change the weather and the seasons, Earth ponys had to mostly provide food. Leaving Unicorns with technology. I let out a loud yawn.

"I can see some ponys tired." Celestia noticed, I just nodded I as I started to feel the day, if you know what I mean.

"Its been a long day so I think I'll be hitting the hay."

"Your right." She also yawned but in a much more softer manner.

"Anyways we all should be heading to sleep Me and You Michael have a long day to more." With that we all said good night to each other and headed off to our chambers. When I arrived at my room I opened the door, soon closing it behind me. I threw myself on the bed. Adjusting myself in a comfortable position and when I hit that nice comfort zone I closed my eyes and went straight to dream land.