Chronicles

I woke up with a bright sunbeam shining in my eye. The shutters to the window were wide open, and so I quietly cursed at it.

"Fucking sun." I wanted some more sleep. I made a mental note to close the shutters too night. For now, I needed a shower. Just before I could do so, there was a knock at the door so real it would speak with a classy accent if it could.

"Good morning my other-world guest! Did you sleep well?" Celestia asked, voice warm and motherly.

"Nnnueeeh...gowway." I did not want to be bothered.

I could hear behind the door Celestia giggle. "My apologies, I suppose you are used to more sleep. Please come out when your ready. It time for you to get acquainted with every-pony." She paused. "Oh just so you know, I won't be responsible if my sister wakes you up." I swear i could see Celestia wearing a trollish grin.

"Hmmkay, what ever." I mumbled, shutting my eyes. I was a little concerned about Luna, not I was too tired to do anything about it. A few seconds later, I heard Celestia trot off. For a while, it was peaceful.

That is, until I felt myself being lifted up off my bed by an invisible... Well it was hard to describe this entity. I defiantly know it wasn't Celestia. It was cool, it was relaxing , it was like going outside and feeling a summer nights breeze and smelling the air. It was soft caress, but with a pinch of mischief. I slightly opened my left eyes and saw it was dark blue. I knew who it was after that... Luna.

"Llluna! Le.. Let lone!" I groaned, definitely not conscious enough to confront her directly.

"Oh fine." Her unmistakable voiced sighed. I was plopped back down on the bed, then I felt her muzzle nuzzle my neck, causing me to tense up.

"But we have things to do today. Thy should think about waking up soon, other wise Thou will miss out what we have planned for us!" That did it for me, an activity with a Moon Goddess!? Screw sleep. I jumped out of bed.

"What are we doing!? Come on tell me I gotta know please, please." I wined, acting like a little school girl.

"Calm thy self down, thou shalt find out soon." Luna said in an assured tone.

"Now, please, take a shower, Thou smelth of orcstrisberrys (orc-stris-berry)."

"What? I don't smell of what ever orcstrisberry's are." Out of curiosity I take a sniff of my under arm, and it was horrid. What ever those berry's are they must smell like shit.

"Alright I'll take a shower. Just go, I don't want you looking at me."

"Oh, trust us. Thou could not stop us from watching if thou tried." She gave a devious grin, and backed out of the room dramatically, wings spread for some more extra intimidation. Just Before she left, she bumped into the wall by the door to my room.

"Hehe, oops..." She whispered, blushing filling my cuteness bar to the maximum level. After she shut the door with her magic. I wiped the crust out my eyes shaking a little so I could get ready for the day. Then I headed to the bathroom.

When I reached the bathroom, I preceded to take off all my clothes. Stepping into the bathroom, I noticed that it contained the basic accessories of any bathroom would have on Earth. It had a pristine white shower, a sparkling tub, and a marble sink with faucets having a gold finish. And on the side of the glistening white toilet. There was a sliver finished towel rack complete with an array of white towel of different sizes. This was a very nice bathroom. It was far better than any I had on Earth.

Pushing the curtain with my hand, I stepped inside the shower. The faucet to the shower was in the shape of a hoof. It didn't take rocket science to figure out that all I needed to do was press the hoof shape nasal to turn the shower on. However, I was soon hit with the worst thing that envoles a shower. THE BLAST OF COLD WATER FROM HELL.

"AHH!C-C-Cold!" I shouted, leaping out of the shower, shivering and waiting for the water to warm up like how it was on Earth. Well after waiting a century passed, the water reached a bearable temperature. I stepped in letting the increasingly hot water cleanse my naked body. Get the grease out of my hair.

"Oh yeah that's nice." I tell myself, as the hot water barraged my bear body. With the usual routine of rinse, lather, scrub, rinse again, turn off water, and then dry down. I opened the door with a towel wrapped around my waist, I saw my clothes freshly washed and draped on my bed. The first t hing that goes through my mind was how the hell did they know that I needed my cloths washed, I didn't think about it to much.

Slipping into my shirt, hoodie, jeans, and lastly my shoes. I started to mosey on out of my fancy apartment, I walk down the hall I went last night, knowing that it would lead me to the kitchen. It was rather quite as I walked down the hallway, until I was blown ahead in the hallway after a certain blue Princess decided decided to give me a loud and I mean loud Good mourning.

"GOOD MOURNING, MY FELLOW EARTHLING!!"The voice bellowed, sending me flying against a wall.

"Goddammit, Luna." I groaned, trying to get but the pain in my back paralyzed me. Luna approached me and draped her wing around my body.

"Good morning, Michael. I trust t art ready for breakfast?" I start to feel a tingling feeling inside.

"morning Luna, I could use some breakfast after last night. I really didn't eat much." Luna nuzzled me to assure me that she was sorry about sending against a wall.

"We are sorry about yesterday, we are usually more cautious around other ponies. However you seem.. different." Luna took her wing off my shoulder and help me up. Soon later we are walking along side each other were we would go have breakfast.

"Is that because I am a different specie?" Luna looked up at me.

"That is most definitely part of it, but we are interested how different on your kind is to mine. So far you seem a pleasant creature, and not scared of me?" Luna had a large frown on her face.

"Why would I be scared of you?" I really shouldn't say that I almost shit myself yesterday.

"Most ponies are scared or are to nervous when they meet me. Its good to finally meet some-pony with some what of sense."

"I mean I can understand why they'd be intimidated by yo-" I was instantly given the most crushed and heart-broken look of all looks.

"-you because on how amazing your powers are!" I was yearning for her to stop. I could literaly feel myself being eaten from the inside, but suddenly a thought came into my mind about her cute cyan eyes. Then out of no were her face lightened up and turned into a troll smirk.

"Nice save Human."

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