Frost dragon's adventures!

When I woke up, I was shocked to find... RD's skull in front of my face, and ian's on a table. I was strapped on a table. Now this REALLY seems familiar! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!

"Hey frosty!" Pinkie said, in her usual happy tone.

"PINKIE! I know what you are doing! You don't have to do this! You already got Ian!"

I saw that the paint on my wings are gone.

"Frosty, I didn't know you were an alicorn! Why didn't you tell me? I could've done this sooner!"

"WHAT!?"

"Yeah, don't you know that alicorns are more powerful than regular ponies? Thus, giving them some tender meat!"

She slapped my arm. It stung a little, but not as much as the next actions will...

"Why are you doing this?"

"YEAH! LET US GO!!!" I heard Ian yell.

"Wh-what? IAN! YOU'RE ALIVE!"

"That doesn't matter! Were screwed anyways!"

I realized... Who's the skull with the really long horn? ...

"Celestia." Pinkie said.

I nearly died inside. Not as much as I will outside, though...

She went for the scalpel. It's getting closer, my heart is beating faster, I'm going to die!

...

It stopped. Why did she stop?

"I don't want you... Ian has more meat." PP said.

...

"WHAT!?" We both yelled.

The scalpel got closer.... It cut Ian's skin. Blood squirt everywhere as he cried, and yelled in pain and agony, as pinkie began to rip his intestines out, along with other internal organs. He took his lat dying breaths, the it was done... My tears flowed onto the table to which I was strapped onto... He was dead... Beyond dead, even! Pinkie came for me. My heart beats faster... Sweat forms on my forehead... This is the end! Then it happened.

"Fooled ya!" Pinkie, And Ian said.

I don't know what else happened, because I passed out from fear. But THANK GOD everypony was safe! It was just a prank...