Frost dragon's adventures!

"Once apon a time...." I said to the CMC as they were snuggled into bed, after a chaotic day. Ian was fast asleep in the basement, and so was everypony else... Except for me and the CMC. But FINALLY after a big day of foal-sitting, I FINALLY got them into bed.

"NO! I don't want to hear a fiction story!" Scootaloo said, with surprisingly good grammar, but bad attitude.

"Yeah! We want to hear about one of your adventures!" Sweetie belle said, cheerfully.

"Ok...BUT!" I said.

"Yes?" The three fillies said, eyes widening.

"I must warn you, that these stories get a bit scary..."I continued. "And you MUST know that I am probably the biggest wimp you have ever seen!"

"But you haven't cried all year!" Applebloom said.

"But that doesn't mean I won't get hurt! You know how much of a clutz I am!" I yelled in a hushed tone.

"What does that have to do with anything!?" Applebloom retorted.

"It has to do with things, because I will probably cry when I get hurt!" I yelled, this time a little louder.

"Frost?" Sweetie belle spoke up.

"Can we hear the story of how you got your cutiemark?"

"Sure. Thanks for ending this stupid argument. I almost woke the entire neighborhood up..." I replied.

You don't know what my cutie mark is, yet do you? Well, it is a-- I'll explain in the story.

"Ok, so here is how I got my cutie mark." I said, starting the story. The CMC were snug in bed, looking as adorable as ever.

"So first, I have to go WAAAAAAAY back to when I was just a colt. Me and Ian were having fun, he already got his cutie mark, which was a skull." I continued.

"What did his cutie mark mean?" Sweetie belle asked.

"It meant depression, and morbidity." [Don't ask. It was Ian's Idea. He wasn't QUITE a brony yet...]

I continued.

"We had gone off far into the everfree forest, when... He stopped. I wondered what was keeping him, but I saw something strange... He was sitting, looking at the ground... I went closer, then I realized it wasn't him. His eyes...I will never forget those terrifying eyes..." The CMC's eyes widened in anticipation...

"They were pitch black, with a little red dot in the center, and they seemed to be oozing this...Strange black slime. He turned his head to me, where I could see him better. But, it was even more terrifying. He opened his mouth... Tentacles came out of his mouth and his eyes, they were red, and they just mentally scarred my for the rest of my life..." I noticed that the CMC thought about it, then the irises of their eyes shrunk in fear.

"GOLLY! THAT'S THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF!" Applebloom shrieked.

"You bet it was scary..." I said. I decided to continue on with the story.

"Then, it sort of just faded away... I later learned through twilight's book of mythical monsters, that this was, a sort of thing, that I just couldn't explain. It's something called 'Zalgo'... Anyways, I was very shaken by this, but I went into the everfree forest. I went deeper, and deeper... I then realized  that I was surrounded by... Creatures... They were black, which was bad because I could barely see a thing!"

"I could hear them moaning, and groaning, I saw they had the same eyes as the Zalgo Ian, and that the were sort of zombie-like, because their skin had decayed in certain areas. They left a trail of blood wherever they went... I heard Ian scream. I panicked. So, I ran to the source, or at least what I thought was the source, and found Ian, surrounded by those same creatures. I don't remember much from then, but I do remember a blur...A dark blue sparkly tall figure... I felt hooves picking me up, but I don't remember anything after that point. But, when I woke up, I was lying down, sort of bruised, and I was next to Ian. I was in the hospital, it seemed like... I then realized, that my talent was adventuring. Also, from previous events, I realized that I was very creative. So, if you don't mind me breaking the forth wall by referencing a game that doesn't even exist in this realm, My cutie mark turned out to be a grass block from minecraft."

I looked at them, and realised that they were already asleep.

...

"DID THEY HEAR ANY OF THAT!?"