My Little Pony: Pulp Fiction

A little parody I thought up while sitting through yet another calculus class. A little Pulp Fiction by Quinten Taratino, and My little Pony. Personally I don't think this should be in crossover, as this is just MLP in a Pulp Fiction scenario. This is a temporary break from my other fanfiction "PLR: Pony Liberation and Resistance". I'll drop the dark and serious tone for now and begin a lighter, funnier story for now. Also I do not own MLP nor do I own Pulp Fiction.

Prologue…

Inside the Sugarcube corner bakery and new café, sat two ponies of suspicious character (no, they're not black ponies you racist) "Say, this would be a rather nice place to rob." Said one pony to the other. "Just look around, no one would suspect you of robbing a bakery." The other pony looked around for a bit. "I don't know man, this cake is bucking awesome. Then again I left my wallet at home.. so…"

The two ponies pulled out crossbows with oversized clips. Looking around, they jumped out of their seats suddenly, one tripping on a chair and getting a face full of cake and frosting.

Wiping the bits of cake off his face, the first pony yells out."Everyone get the buck down to the floor! This is a bucking robbery"