My Little Pony: Pulp Fiction

"So Shining Armor's going to be out of town tonight." Princess Mi Amore Cadenza, also known as Cadance, said to her friend and sister-in-law, Twilight.

"Well Pinkie is going to have another wild party. We could go there tonight." Replied Twilight to Cadance who was smiling with glee as this would be the first time they had gotten together since the wedding.

"Great Twilight, let's meet at Pinkie's at the evening." Cadence then said goodbye to Twilight and hanged pup the phone. Then she took ages to get ready for the party, having gone though hundreds of clothes set, and applying that right amount of makeup.

After finally finishing up what make up she had to put on, Cadence headed over to Pinkie Pie's place for another party. Inside there was only Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and herself Cadence.

"WOOOO" scream Pinkie Pie very obviously drunk. "Whoopee doo Princess, you made it! Here have a bottle of apple beer." Surprisingly for the princess, she chugs it down. "BLARGP" burbs Cadence in a very unreal way. "Oh Pinkie, you're so silly. In my wild college mare days, I could drink a gallon of this." Pinkie Pie jumps up and down "Yeah here comes the binge drinking contest!"

The ponies in the room gathered to watch Princess Cadence and Pinkie Pie and watched in awe as the two ponies drank gallon after gallon of alcohol. Somehow, Princess Cadence emerges supreme. "Told all you mares I could do it. Back in my day, we'd only drink this stuff to begin the parties. Now we need the harder stuff Pinkie." Pinkie Pie jumped up and down like a crack addict getting his fix. "Oakley Dokily Cadence! You have a deal!"

"Umm Pinkie, where is everyone else?" pondered Twilight wondering why no one else had showed up to another of Pinkie Pie's Parties. "Oh they couldn't make it! But that means more booze for us!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie, Princess Cadence, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash sat around and played a drinking game with the hardest vodka available. The goal of the game was a truth game where someone asked a question, and if they did that, they had to take a sip of alcohol.

"Okay Princess. Have you ever bucked a pony?" asked Twilight to the girls. All mares took a sip. "Okay I'll go next." Said Rainbow Dash. "Have you ever bucked several ponies?" Only Pinkie Pie and Princess Cadence took a sip. "Hmmm" said Pinkie Pie "Have you ever bucked somepony that wasn't a pony?" This time only Princess Cadence took a sip. "Cadence! When? With whom?!" asks Twilight frightened by what Cadence had done. "Oh nothing too much" giggled Cadence very obviously drunk. "Just some griffons, some zebras, a elephant, two dogs, some griffons again, a zebra, and a hippogriff. Celestia was so pissed."

The girls in the room continued their game for some time until Pinkie Pie, had another wild idea. "Hey everypony! Let's try some… PIXIE DUST!" Pixie Dust was an illegal narcotic in Equestria, similar effects of mixing crack and heroin. It's okay I guess. Princess Cadence eyes went up "Hell yeah PONY get me some Pixie Dust!" Twilight tried pulling away her sister-in-law. "Cadence! You are drunk as hell! You should sleep it off before you think of using that stuff." Cadence pushed Twilight out of the way. "What are you, Twilight? My aunt Celestier?" (Princess Cadence was very obviously drunk past the point any mare her age should be, even forgetting her aunt's name.)

Pinkie Pie showed up with the Pixie Dust. "All right girls! Dig in!" Princess Cadence pushed Rainbow Dash out of the way. "It's mine!" screams Cadence as she snorts the entire bag of Pixie Dust. "WOW!' yells Pinkie Pie. "Even I could only snort a small speck of Pixie Dust, and that's enough for me each season!"

Princess Cadence begins to fade away. "Cadence? Are you all right?" Cadence begins making gagging sounds, vomits all over the Cake's newly cleaned floor. "Ohhhh my head." Moans Cadence. Cadence falls backwards, hitting her head on a table. "Cadence!" screams Twilight as she sees Cadence's nose is running a disgusting mixture of blood, and mucus, covering her hair in that disgusting stuff.

"Out of my way Twilight!" yells Rainbow Dash. "Oh sweet Celestia! She's dead!" The ponies in the room go silent, as they realized one of their fellow party mares had died. "Oh, don't worry, I always plan for events like this. Twilight theres a cupboard full of cleaning supplies. Start cleaning this shit!" Twilight moaned at the thought of cleaning vomit and blood off the floor. "Okay, Rainbow Dash help me dispose of the body."

After carrying the body for some time, Rainbow Dash just has to ask Pinkie Pie "Umm Pinkie, this is Fluttershy's house." Pinkie Pie giggled "Serves that bitch right for refusing to go to my party."

Finally, the two ponies and Cadence's carcass had made it to Fluttershy's house. "Okay Rainbow, we'll dump the body in the dumpster, I'll call the police so that way we're off the hook."

The very next day…

"I didn't do anything officer!" cries Fluttershy as she's dragged away. "I told you you! I didn't do anything!" The police pony makes a sickened look on his face. "Yeah right you sick buck. Tell that to the judge. Princess Celestia." Fluttershy passes out at the thought of being punished. Pinkie Pie turns to Rainbow Dash. "At least we're off the hook!"