My Little Pony: Pulp Fiction

"Uggh my head" said Shining Armor as he woke up from his carriage's wreck. "Oh sweet Celestia!" Shining Armor looked at the state of his carriage. "Cadence is going to kill me!" Shining Armor thought to himself.

"Hey mister are you all right?" somepony said as a bunch of ponies gathered around Shining Armor. "That maniac must've been drunk, because he was speeding like crazy. " Shining Armor looked over at the other driver of the carriage. It was Big Macintosh.

"Mother Bucker!" said Shining Armor as he pulled out a crossbow. He fired and missed hitting several bystanders. "Oh shit!" cried Big Macintosh as he ran for his life. "Get back here you redneck!" Shining Armor yelled as he fired his crossbow again.

Running for cover, Big Macintosh ran inside a random building on the street. "Oh sweet Celestia help me!" A voice calls out "Yes, I am here." A dog walks up to Big Macintsoh. "You got to help me! He's crazy! He's … HERE!" Big Macintosh yelled out as Shining Armor broke through the door with the rage of the hulk and kicked Big Macintosh in the face. "You like that hill billy boy? Huh?!"

Shining Armor continued to beat the living crap out of Big Macintosh, before Celestia pulled out a crossbow of her own. "Drop the weapon fancy colt!." Shining Armor yelled back "This redneck tried to kill me!" The dog walked over to Shining Armor and hit him hard on the head, causing him to pass out.

Many minutes later, Big Macintosh and Shining Armor woke up and looked at eachother. Both of them had been bound to chairs and ball-gagged. "MMM" The dog said to both of them. "You boys just came in time. Rex and I were getting a little frustrated." The two ball gagged ponies looked at the dog wondering what the hell he was going to do to them. "Ah here's Rex now"

A big bull dog comes down the stairs and looks at the two bound and gagged ponies and looks at the other dog. "How come they be all beat up? You know I like them fresh." The first dog says to Rex. "Nah Rex, they beat eachother up, that one" The 1st dog points at Shining Armor. "He was gonna kill the redneck pony. "Is that true boy? Were you gonna shoot him?" Shining Armor managed to utter a 'Buck you!"

"Hmm, Rex who do you want to go with first?" asked the first dog. "Enie.. meani… mini… mo … who's the next pony to be my ho." Rex started point his paw at each of them going over "Enie meani mini mo, whos the next to be my ho?" Rex points his paw at Shining Armor. "Well fancy pants, it's you and us first."

Shining Armor began to kick and squirm as the two dogs dragged him into the next room. All Big Mac could hear was grunts of pain, and the laughter of the two pervert rapist dogs. Struggling with all the strength of a working pony, Big Mac had freed himself of the bonds and gag. Looking around, Big Mac debated whether or not to leave without Shining Armor. But it is a grave sin to allow a married colt to be raped over and over by two perverted dogs.

"Yeah take it all bitch!" The two dogs continued raping Shining Armor who was crying from the pain. Now normally male on male rape only happens in prisons and Penn State, but this was an exception. Two two dogs did not notice as Big Mac sneaked into the room.

"Hey bucker." The 1st dog turned around to see Big Mac with an axe. Before he could do anything, Big Mac brought the axe down on the dog… You know, getting hit with an ax isn't very good for one's health.

"So you buckers like raping colts eh?" Big Macintosh raised the axe towards Rex. Shining Armor had appeared behind Big MAcinstosh. "Get outta the way Big Macintosh." Shining Armor raised his crossbow and fired, nailing the dog's balls to the wall. "OOOOHH!" the dog cries!

"You errkay?" asks Big Mac. "Buck no!" cries Shining Armor. "I just got bucked like a mare. It's about time we teach this bastard a lesson."

The dog was subjected to the most horrible punishments that Equestrians could think of. They'd beat him up every hour of every day each year. In fact, for one day of the year, the dog wasn't beaten up and allowed to rest so that he'd regain his strength. Then for the rest of the year, he'd be beaten up again. However, one day, somepony broke in and beat up the dog, thus preventing the dog from resting, before he finally died. Everyone laughed, though they did not know that Shining Armor started the tradition because he had been raped like a bitch.