Equestrian Diaries

Dear Diary,

I hate my sister.

When we were younger, she was the best big sister ever. How many other ponies can say that their sister can raise the sun. And the moon. And the stars.

Yeah she's a showoff. It's my power to raise the night, why the Tartarus does she go showing off that she can do it too like there's anyone to impress. You know, I think that's why she does it. She's looking for attention.

When we were growing up, most of the Alicorn stallions would hit on me. Why not? I was young, I was cute... I wasn't an attention-grabbing bitch. I can only remember one pony that has ever been in love with Cel and he wasn't even a pony. He was a draca... drocani... dragona... I can't pronounce his species but his name was Discord.

She hated him so much, it was actually kind of funny. Well, it was until he put our species on the brink of extinction. The fury that came from him was... Wow!

Less about that and more about why I hate Celestia.

When I was old enough, Mother had me instigated as a Princess alongside Cel. I was given complete control of the night. We had a pretty good run together and I thought we were really bonding. That is until Celestia drugged me. I have no idea what it was and I can hardly remember what happened. I can recall bits and pieces of scenes of fires and overall destruction and the next thing I knew Celestia seals me into the moon. Not on the moon, IN the moon.

I had to stay there for half my life! And you know what? Moon ponies aren't nice. For five hundred years they tried to eat me. For the other five hundred, I kind got mad at them and used my magic to chain them all to the ground. It was about five days ago when they finally surrendered to me and offered to be my eternal slaves. I'm not one to imprison but... I'm not stupid either.

For the first time in one thousand years I was enjoying myself. That's when my loving sister opened the seal and practically dragged me out. Okay I will admit that what I did next was sort of overkill (I tried to initiate The Eternal Night) but I was pissed.

If that weren't enough, she had her little band of lesbians blast me with the Elements of Harmony. The Elements of Mothercussing Harmony! What ever happened to "Hey Luna, I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?" Would that have been so hard?

Instead she went and had them reverse my age to when I am slightly less powerful than she is. Man, I hate her. Just wait till I rediscover ALL my powers. I'll play along with her for now but when she least expects it... I'm going break her horn and stab her with it.

Princess Luna

P.S.: Who the Tartarus is Night Mare Moon?