Equestrian Diaries

by Third Brony

Pre-Discordia Rainbow's Diary: The Element of Loyalty... when it's convenient

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Dear diary

Guess who's the element of loyalty? That's right! I am! It's too bad that they don't have an element for awesomeness. I'd be a shoe-in for that too.

I'm always loyal to my friends. I remember one time, back in Cloudsdale, these guys were picking on Fluttershy so I challenged them to a race and embarrassed them with my sick moves. Of course, I only did it because I didn't like those guys and I wanted to show off for the crowd. And I may have knocked Fluttershy two hundred feet to the ground in the process. It still counts, right?

With that, my friends have no choice but to trust me. Well, there was last week when Twilight got the tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. I still can't believe that she didn't pick me right from the start. I saw it first.

Actually Applejack saw them first but I'm Rainbow Dash. I strongly believe in first come first serve but when you're Rainbow Dash (which you're not) you should get through before everyone else. I had to resort to bribery. It was a good and loyal thing. It was raining so I kicked a hole in the clouds so that Twilight could eat dryly. Then again, I was the one that started the rain in the first place. It still counts, right?

I guess the important thing is that I got a ticket. The others had forfeited their tickets so it was originally supposed to be mine but I loyally declined (after they all shot me dirty looks).

I still think I'm loyal, especially after helping Applejack with Applebuck Season yesterday. Come to think of it... payment for that is due now.

Rainbow Dash