Small Stallion is Small

‘Ok I have gotten myself out of worse situations than this, just remember what happened at senior prom’ I thought to myself as I dangled in the magical grasp of the purple unicorn as she made her way to the local schoolhouse to turn me

looking around for things to help me escape I noticed that we had entered the same market I had been in earlier, a closer inspecting the area I noticed a few things that could help my escape such as a pile of hay, a bag of flour siting open dangerously close to the edge of a vendor's stall, a dark alley that I had previous hid in and checking my bag I found the three items that you should never leave home without some string, a paper clip and a small rock, thinking about my tools in my other bag I thought how they could used to help me out of this situation, but I did not want to damage them and I already had everything I needed to make my daring and heroic escape

‘ok I will use my paper clip and string to make a grappling hook and use it to pull the bag of flour off the table and while everypony is distracted I’ll hid in the hay pile, the unicorn is probably going to stick around and look for me so I will throw the rock into the alley to make some noise, and while she is investigating I will use my paper clip grappling hook to get onto the roofs and make my escape, it is the perfect plan’ I thought as I started making my paper clip grappling hook.

Looking at the bag of flour as we neared I closed one of my eyes getting ready to throw it with my magic, but just as I was to throw it I was tackled out of the air by something that felt like a marshmallow turning my head to look at whatever just hit me my vision was filled with a familiar brown coat, tilting my head up I came face to face with the one pony i had been trying to avoid all day

“H-h-hello Chisel heart what brings you here” I said in a meek voice before being brought into a bone crushing hug

“I thought you were never coming home ever so I panicked” she said as she started kissing me repeatedly around the base of my horn that was now faintly glowing due to the stimulation, which as anypony who is old enough to know is a major erogenous zone when magic is going through it, akin to to wings of a pegasus and the g-spot found on earth pony hooves and other parts of their bodies, but going back to reality I was pulled out of my educationally erotic trance by the sound of a loud gasp from the purple unicorn as well as nomous murmurs from the crowd that has formed watching us with looks that ranged from horror to mild anticipation

“W-W-W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” yelled the purple unicorn with a blush on her face I heard a grunt from Chisel as she stopped kissing me, she let me go as we both rose to our hooves the heat on my face telling my I was blushing from both the stimulation as well as the embarrassment of doing it in front of such a large crowd

“I could ask you the same thing, what were you trying to do with my little stony?” she said glaring at the purple unicorn

“I was trying to bring him back to school” replied the unicorn glaring back

“you you were trying to steal my colt friend from me weren't you” she said her eyes shooting open as she brought one of her forehooves to her mouth in shock

“What? no!....wait colt friend?” the purple mare said with a shocked look on her face

“yes my colt friend” she said flipping her mane

I opened my mouth to interject but was cut off by the purple mare

“Y-Y-YOU'RE A FOALFOOLER!” there was a collective gasp from the crowd around us when she finished saying those words

“QUIET you little nerdy little tramp! you were trying to take my little stony for your self!” Chisel said through clenched teeth stamping her right fore hoof as she got herself into charging position

the purple mare stood there flabbergasted as she processed what she I could she her mouth the word tramp, a look of anger crossed her face as she bent down aiming her horn at Chisel preparing to cast a spell, but Chisel must have noticed this because as soon as the glow appeared around her horn Chisel was already on top of her, both their form disappearing into a large crowd of swinging hooves and dust as they fought the entirety of the market stopping to watch them

‘just replace the purple mare with a stripper and the Chisel with the vice principal and you would have a perfect replication of my senior prom’ I thought to me self

looking around I noticed the lack of attention on me and decided to use this chance to escape as I turned down the street I came face to chest with the yellow mare from before with a first aid kid under her wing, she looked at me then to the two mares fighting then back to me a look of concern on her face I got on my hind legs putting both my fore hooves on her shoulders I looked her in the eyes and said

“miss fluttershy I know what I am doing may seem wrong but trust me when I say I am only doing this for my own safety” I put on my most pleading and desperate eyes as I said this, we must have stared at each other for at least a minute before she gave me a nod telling me that she understood, letting out a sigh get back onto four hooves I watched as a look of determination  spread across her face as she marched towards the two mares who had been fighting the whole time, as I made my way down the street trying to find town hall

I exited the town feeling proud and stupid at the same time, proud that I had talked to the mayor and finished all the paperwork to make me an official resident of the town stupid in the fact that I had walked by it six times in the past hour.

I pulled out the map the secretary made for me using it to find my way to a place called Carousel boutique which according to her was the best place to get high quality clothes for a decent price, as I came up two building I was surprised at how it looked expecting a normal two story building I was greeted with a large luxurious building that resembled those found in canterlot, entering the building I was greeted by the jingle of bells and the scent of lavender looking around I noticed the various displays showcasing many different types of formal wear for both mares and stallions

“Coming~” came a soft silky sing song voice with a sight canterlot accent coming from behind me turning around I cast my eyes upon the most beautiful mare I had ever seen, her coat as white as snow with three blue diamonds as her cutie mark her mane and tail a royal purple done up elegantly as if small alicorns positioned each hair every morning, her eyes a deep baby blue like an ocean you could get lost in for all eternity.

“Hello darling~” which is apparently what just happened as she is now trying to get my attention by waving her hoof in front of my face

“hummmm-what?” I said shaking my head a bit bringing me out of my daze before turning to the mare but before I could open my mouth to talk I was interrupted

“Oh you must be here to bring sweeties home work for her, you are such a gentlecolt she is upstairs in her room ” she said with a small grin on her face

“actually madam I am here in need of a suit and from what I have heard you are one of if not the best fashionistas in the area” I said in a more refined tone of voice adding a few compliments with the hopes of having a shot at the lovely mare in front of me, as I thought about dating the mare in front of me a image of chisel heart with a look of betrayal, sadness and anger as well another unicorn mare walking off with a pegasus stallion suddenly shot across my vision leaving a heavy feeling in my heart

“and why pray tell would a young colt as your self need a suit?” she said raising an eyebrow ignoring the colt comment I used my magic to bring out bring out a small sleek black card case, I open it taking one of the cards and giving it too her she eyes it for a few second before turning to me a look of confusion on her face

“I assure you I am much older than I look, I am just...short” I said my voice faltering when I said the word short as I used my magic once again to bring out my birth certificate, the mare taking it out of my magical grasp with her own brought it closer to her face and looked at it before a look of surprise flashed across her face

“oh I am terribly sorry now where are my manners my name is Rarity and welcome to Carousel Boutique where every garment is chic, unique, and magnifique and I must apologize again I didn't’ reali-” she said before I cut her off

“It is quite alright miss Rarity I get this kind of reaction a lot, I dislike it but I am used to it” I said reassuring her

“Ok then dear if you will follow me into the back, do you know your measurements?” she asked asked as we made our way to the platform surrounded by mirrors in the corner of the room

“Oh I know my measurement, if you know what I mean” I thought to myself as I got up on the platform.