Small Stallion is Small

I poked my head out of the alleyway to check and see If she was still there, after scanning the crowd and not seeing head or tail of her, I started walking trying to think of a place to stay

“ok I can’t go home because she will be there and I’m pretty sure I would be raped if I did go there” I thought back to when I was being chased and how I thought being raped by her would not be so bad “ what the hell was I thinking being raped by her would be terrible, and beside she isn’t all that good looking though she does have a pretty nice figure......... and mane.........and eye’s” I could feel my face heating up as a blush spread across my face “and a flank you could bounce a bit off” I almost tripped wondering where such a strange and vulgar thought could have come from

I shook my head bringing me out of my daze, deciding to put those thoughts behind me I continued walking down the path, distracted by a passing cloud in the sky. As I rounded a corner I bumped into something which sent me sprawling onto the ground “oh my gosh I’m so sorry I didn’t see you there I was looking at a cloud that looked like my pet alligator gummy and I was thinking that can’t be gummy because gummy can’t turn into a cloud or fly  but that would be soooo cool if he could“spoke a voice, looking up I saw a mare with a pink coat and a darker pink mane that was curled and fluffed to the point of looking like cotton candy, her blue eyes looking at me in concern as she extended her hoof to help me get up.

“thank you” I said as I took her hoof raising myself off the ground, I jumped a bit when the mare suddenly jumped into the air and gasped before landing and dashed off, leaving me to question what had just happened

“ok that was unexpected” I thought to myself as I stared where she had once been, before continuing on my way, thinking about what I was going to do and what the future may hold for me.

2 hours later

“I am completely lost”I thought to myself looking around from my park bench where I had stopped for a break

“I have no idea where I am or where my house is, I can’t find town hall to tell the mayor that I have arrived and to top it all off...”

“I have to take a dump” I said out loud getting a disgusted look from a fancy looking mare who walked past, as she walked away I stuck my tongue out at her which caused her to stick her nose up in the air

“posh tramp”  was all I could think of as I watched her walk away staring at her flank “nice flank though”  as she rounded a corner I went back to focusing on the task at hand “right so I need to find where I am, I could take the easy way and ask someone for directions like a wimp or I could walk around aimlessly and hope to find the way there myself and keep my stallionness intact” after five second and much debate I had my answer

“right better start walking” I thought as i got up from the bench and started walking making my way to the end of the street, but just as I rounded the corner something hit me from the side causing me to fall, a sharp pain going through my muzzle as I hit it against the ground

“oh my are you ok!” came a soft silk like voice off to my side shaking off the pain i turned my head, and came face to face with a butter yellow pegasus, with greenish blue eyes and pink mane and tail

“I’m fine” I said getting up off the ground turning to face the kind pegasus

“*gasp* your face!” as she said this I was suddenly made aware of the feeling of a warm liquid flowing out of my nose and dripping onto the ground , looking in a shop window I saw that I had a bloody nose and a small cut on the left side of my muzzle

“come with me and we will get you all fixed up” she said lowering her head to nudge me in the side to make me move

“I’m fine miss it’s nothing but a scratch and a bloody nose, I’ll be fine” I said in the most polite way possible as not to insulter her, despite the growing anger of her getting me confused for a colt

“nonsense” she said “you landed on the ground, who know’s what nasty germs could have gotten into it, we don’t want it to get infected now do we” she said nudging me again

“but” I said in one final act of defiance

“don’t give me any ‘buts’ now mister” she said in her soft voice but with a firm tone I turned to look at her so I could argue the fact that I was fine and not a young colt, but as I meet her gaze it felt as if all anger and control had left my body and the only reply I could say was

“OK” which caused her to grin and pick me up saddlebags and all and carry me off to wherever she had in mind

“why did I agree to this, for all I know she could be some kind of rapist or murderer” looking back at the pegasus who was carrying me I could only picture that look she gave me “just what was that”

“here we are” the sound of her soft voice broke me out of my thoughts looking ahead of us I noticed that we were coming up to a large tree, but as we got closer I noticed that there were windows, a front door and a balcony built into it

“wow never seen anything like that back home” I thought to myself as we approached the unique building, opening up the door I was meet with the smell of old paper as we entered, and with a quick look at the walls I was able to identify where the smell was coming from

books lots and lots of book not as many as most larger libraries, but looking at the shelves I was amazed by how well they were taken care of and how organized they were “the pony who owns this place must have OCD or something” for a brief second I pictured my old high school librarian Mrs dusty tomb

“I’m going to go get twilight you wait right here young mister” said the yellow pegasus as she fluttered up to the second floor, I walked over to a shelf to look for something to read as I waited for the pegasus and this twilight to comeback

“can I help you find anything” said a voice from behind me quickly turning around I came face to face with a small dragon he had purple scales and green spines that went down his back, on the sides of his head he had two feather like spikes, I had to hold back a laugh as I realised that his head looked like some sort of purple fish

“uhhh hello equestria to grey unicorn” he said waving one of his claws in front of my face

“yes” was all I was able to reply trying to keep a straight face

“I ran into somepony and ended up kissing the ground” I said in an nonchalant tone of voice as if this were a common occurrence

“so you came to a library to what find a spell to fix your face” he said snickering at the end of it

“Oh har har very funny coming from the dragon with a purple fish for a head” I said with a deadpanned look while slowly hoof stomping

“hey my head does not look like a fish!” the dragon said with a unimpressed look on his face

instead of replying with words I used my magic to take two books bring them up to my sides of my head flapping them back and forth, as well as opening and closing my mouth in an attempt at imitating a fish out of water

I could see his face starting turn into one of rage telling me to stop which would be a good idea considering he is a dragon and could brutally murder me before I had time to yell for help

‘just like him’ I thought images of a charred and mangled body flash before my eyes, but I am quickly drawn out of my trance by the sound of hooves coming from behind me, turning around I found the yellow mare had a first aid kit in her mouth and was now flanked by a purple unicorn who had a look of mild shock on her face for some reason, but stopped paying attention when the yellow mare started treating my wounds .

after the yellow mare finished treating my wounds I got up ready to say my thanks get some directions and leave, but just as I was about to get up I was suddenly covered in a purple glow and hoisted into the air by the purple unicorn

“oh no you don’t” she said “a colt like you should be in school not running about doing whatever you want you need to focus on your education”

I could only look at her with my mouth hanging open “hey what gives!” I said the annoyance evident in my voice

“I’m taking you back to school” she said with a hint of annoyance in her voice I could see in her eyes that she had some strange determination to get the ‘skipping neerdowell’ to go school, I could only think that she was probably the school nerd that never skipped a day in her life and shit on everyone else's fun when she was in school

“I already finished school! I even have a college diploma in my bag” I said looking at the mare who only gave a sigh

“sure you do” her voice honey coated and deep fried in sarcasm

“bu-” I started before my mouth was suddenly faced closed by her magic

“your mouth is going to stay sealed as I take you back to the school house, and when we get there I am going to make sure your teacher gives you the proper discipline you need” she began her lecture as we left the library leaving a confused dragon and considered pegasus and me to try and find a way out of this situation.