Secret Crush

Scootaloo closed the door behind them and shook her mane, water shook off and splashed on Joe but he didn’t seem to mind. “Nice digs, chief” Joe commented, “Uhm digs?” Scootaloo asked curiously and Joe chuckled, “I meant nice place” Joe told her and she nodded.

“Well uhm… just sit down and make yourself at home and I’ll just go do my laundry” Scootaloo said and trotted over to the washroom. Joe wandered around aimlessly in the house and it was, in his opinion, very stylish. There were pictures of Scootaloo in her childhood with her two other friends and some of her with Rainbow Dash. Then there was one particular picture that caught Joe’s attention, it was one of her cutie mark, he had never bothered looking to her hind quarters so he never had a glimpse of her cutie mark and besides even if he did look she always wore jeans so it covered her cutie mark completely.

“Hey Joe, you don’t need anything do you?” Scootaloo called out from the washroom. “A coffee and a jelly doughnut” he replied. Scootaloo thought to herself ‘was that his sort of advance’ she had heard the common slang ‘Coffee’ and it meant sex, for whatever reason, and she had no clue what the hell he had meant by jelly doughnut.

Scootaloo looked into the mirror, she wanted the first time with Joe to be something to remember. She quickly washed her mane and dried it, straightening it out to try and make herself look more attractive. Looking it the mirror she powdered her face to give it a more ‘alive’ look to it. “Hey Scootaloo, I never knew your cutie mark was a lightning bolt with a tire” Joe called out from the living room. Scootaloo blushed, he was probably looking at the picture she had taken of her flank when she first got her cutie mark.

It was, like Joe had put it, a lightning bolt with a tire but the tire was resembled like that of her old scooter tire, which she still had in the closet of her room as a memoire. She took a deep breath, loosening her shirt a little to give herself that extra bit of sexiness. Giving her wings a little bit of a flutter as she opened the door to the washroom and she stepped into the hallway. She trotted forward a little then lept up to her hind legs and leaned up against the wall on a sort of tilt and gave Joe a very seductive look.

Joe didn’t pay attention at first, instead her browsed through the numerous photos but then Scootaloo lost her balance and fell to the floor with a THUD. Joe looked over quickly and laughed, “Yeah note to self, when Scootaloo says she needs to do laundry it means ‘go home and fancy herself up’” Joe laughed as he walked over and helped her up. As he lifted her in his arms she allowed herself to go rather limp and made it so that Joe was nearly forced to cradle her in his arms. She looked up to him with fluttering eyes and Joe raised an eyebrow and waved one of his hands in front of her face.

“Hey kid… are you day dreaming again cause you’re giving me that weird look again” Joe retorted and Scootaloo gasped, “Huh… what? But I… I thought you said you wanted coffee” Scootaloo replied and Joe laughed as he set her down onto all fours. “Yeah and I meant just that, I want a coffee two cream one sugar and a jelly doughnut. Why? What did you think I wanted a tea and a muffin?” Joe laughed and Scootaloo tried to shake off her built up arousal.

Joe sighed “Well if you’re done, laundry-ing, uhm do you want to come with me to Sugarcube corner or…” Joe trailed off and Scootaloo nodded. Scootaloo thought to herself ‘I just blew any chance I had with him, he probably thinks that I’m loose or something’ she thought. She closed the door to her house and scurried to the car and quickly hoped in the car with Joe.

Joe started the car and reached over towards Scootaloo, she gasped as his hand lowered down towards her groin area and Joe looked to her, “What?” he asked as he popped open the glove box and pulled out a cassette tape and inserted it into the radio.

Joe leaned back into his seat and laughed, “You didn’t think I was gonna stab you or something” Joe laughed as he made the motion like he was stabbing her. A musical tune played on the radio and Joe hummed along to the tune.
Know the day I was born

Know the day I was born

The nurses all gather round

And they gazed in wide wonder

At the joy they had found…

Joe slipped the car into first gear and stomped on the accelerator, the car’s rear tires squealed as the car peeled out and Joe drove through the rainy streets of Ponyville, jamming to the tunes of ‘Bad to the bone, by George Thorogood’. Joe looked to Scootaloo, “This used to be one of my favourite songs when I was a kid back on earth” Joe said to her as he drifted the car around a corner, Scootaloo simply grabbed the dash and tried to keep herself from sliding around in the car. “Oh shit… yeah if you want there’s a seatbelt to keep you restrained but… I never wear them” Joe said as he pulled the car up to the front of Sugarcube corner. Leaving the car running he stepped out and Scootaloo followed him into the store.

Luckily there was no line and Joe walked right up to the counter where Pinkie Pie stood, taking orders. “Oh hi Joe, coffee and a doughnut?” Pinkie asked and Joe nodded “Oh and uhh…” he trailed off and looked to Scootaloo. “You want something?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head.

“Yeah that’ll be all Pinkie” Joe replied and Pinkie Pie poured him a hot cup of coffee and gave him a jelly doughnut. “Wow that was fast” Scootaloo commented and Pinkie gave her a wink, “For the past three years or so, Joe has come here on every lunch break and gotten a coffee, two cream one sugar, and a jelly doughnut so it’s only natural that I began to have it ready for him” Pinkie said with a wink. “Thanks Pinkie” Joe said and gave her a small pouch of bits and left. “See you tomorrow Joe” Pinkie called as Joe left, Scootaloo close behind him.

Joe paced slowly to the car and casually walked through the rain, not really being bothered by the fact that he was getting absolutely soaked. He opened the driver side door and sat down, putting his coffee in the coffee cup holder and taking a bit out of his doughnut as Scootaloo sat in the passenger seat. Driving with one hand and eating his doughnut with the other, Joe drove the car casually drove his car through the town, like a teenager showing off his new car and technically it was almost true, he was a teenager and it was a relatively new car.

Scootaloo looked to Joe with a worried face and Joe raised an eyebrow. “Are you okay… you look like you have something to say” Joe told her and she sighed. “You don’t think I’m loose do you?” Scootaloo asked worriedly, Joe chuckled “What like putting out to easily?” Joe laughed and Scootaloo nodded. “No… why the hell would I think that?” Joe laughed and Scootaloo shrugged. “Well just because I fancied myself up for no reason” Scootaloo informed him and Joe just shrugged. “Eh I wouldn’t think that badly of any-pony until I got to know them really well… except Tiara, she’s a slut” Joe laughed and Scootaloo couldn’t help but to laugh as well.

“Now I know ponies always say ‘Don’t talk badly about ponies behind their back’ but I tell you what, I’ll call her a slut right to her face” Joe laughed but suddenly he gasped and stopped the car beside a restaurant. The restaurant was called ‘Tony’s Place’. It was a fine four star Italian restaurant and it had recently suffered a setback when a grease on the stove caught fire and burned the place down and luckily no-pony was hurt thanks to the heroism of the element bearers and Joe, Joe was by the restaurant with Applejack selling apples when the place began to burn and they all rushed in when they found out that one of the cooks were trapped in the building.

“Oh my god, it’s open again” Joe squealed and looked to Scootaloo. “You want to have lunch?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head. “Sorry Joe, but I don’t have the money to pay for that” Scootaloo replied and Joe chuckled. “Don’t sweat it kid I’ll pay for you… besides what kind of guy would I be if I just left you in the rain while I enjoyed a good meal” Joe laughed. Scootaloo blushed “Are you… asking me out on a date?” Scootaloo asked shyly and Joe chuckled. “No, think of it more as tagging along for lunch” Joe said and turned the car off.