Secret Crush

Joe and Scootaloo had been seated at a nice booth by the window, the table had beautiful candles lit and a small bouquet of roses between them. “Sorry about the crappy romantic-ness but Mario has his ways” Joe muttered and Scootaloo blushed, “Oh it’s okay, I don’t mind” Scootaloo replied.

Mario, the cook and owner of the restaurant, arrived with their food, Joe had gotten spaghetti and Scootaloo had gotten a fine salad. In a funny Italian accent Mario said “Here Joey, I make this myself just a for you, enjoy”. “Thanks Mario” Joe replied, as Mario left to take other orders Scootaloo looked to Joe. “Joey?” she asked and Joe smirked and shrugged “What can I say, I saved the guys life so he treats me like his brother” Joe informed her.

They sat there at the fancy table and had a romantic lunch, more like a dinner but either way it was really romantic looking. “So Joe…” Scootaloo trailed off and Joe looked to her, still chewing a mouthful of spaghetti. “Uhm about this history project” Scootaloo began and Joe rolled his eyes as he swallowed his spaghetti, “Kid… relax we got like a whole week to get that done” Joe said casually and leaned back. “Well I was just wondering when we could get together” Scootaloo said “To do that assignment” she said hastily.

Joe sighed deeply and got up, switching sides and sitting right beside her. Her heart began to race, “Listen kid, you just gotta learn to relax. Take it easy, take a walk on the wild side” Joe said and rested his hand on her hoof. She tried to stifle a gasp but couldn’t, Joe chuckled, “Hey have you ever had your palm read?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook her head.

Joe pulled her hoof up in front of them and rang his fingers along her hoof palm. “So it says that… you’ll be satisfied with your friends and that you can always rely on them in the future to help you… and it looks like you’ll find true love in some-one you most admire” Joe said. “Really?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shook his head, “Probably not, palm reading is just some joke made up by a bored guy” Joe laughed.

“So Joe… have you ever had a relationship before?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shook his head, “Nah back on earth I was too young to really get into that sort of thing but now that I’m older fate would have it that I’m stuck in Equestria with a bunch of talking horses… oh no offence” Joe apologized and Scootaloo shook her head, “Oh don’t worry about it” Scootaloo said, taking no offence from his comment.

“So how bout you, I bet your coltfriend is gonna have a fit on me for buying you lunch” Joe laughed and Scootaloo shook her head. “Oh cool guy, most colts would have a hissy fit when their marefriend goes out to lunch with another guy” Joe chuckled and Scootaloo shook her head again “No… I don’t have a coltfriend, most guys don’t show an interest in me” Scootaloo informed him and Jack laughed.

“Well… that’s stupid, hell I think you’re alright… for a horse” Joe laughed and Scootaloo blushed. “You… you think so?” Scootaloo asked and Joe shrugged, “Sure, why not? I mean you’re funny, kind, and friggin hilarious when you do that thing with the weird look and you’re kind of cute… for a horse” Joe chuckled. Scootaloo’s thoughts began to wander, ‘He had just called me cute… does that mean he wants me?’ Scootaloo thought to herself and she started to become aroused, but only slightly.

“So… tell me about the other group assignment with that mare that tried to rape you” Scootaloo suggested and Joe chuckled. “Ah, classic right there, anyway so I’m paired up with Diamond Tiara of all mares. We’re supposed to be researching the physiology of wild animals or something” Joe began and Scootaloo listened intently and shuffled closer to him. “So we get to the part about primal instincts and what not and friggin Tiara just fucking leaps on me, no fucking panties or nothing and tries to unzip my fucking pants” Joe said and Scootaloo pictured Joe’s pants getting unzipped but not stopping and in her fantasy he tossed them off. “So what happened?” Scootaloo asked, not really paying attention to the story and rather fantasizing about Joe.

“Well I friggin toss her off me and said no but the friggin slut tries again but before she did she fucking lays down on my table and fucks herself with one of my bananas… uhhg not only did she ruin my bananas but she also wrecked my table and I threw both of them out” Joe laughed and Scootaloo nodded intently, her pussy had become wet and she was heavily aroused, not by Joe’s story but her imagination of her and Joe getting together.

Joe waved his hand if front of Scootaloo’s face “Uh hey… Scootaloo you’re giving me a really weird look… are you feeling okay?” Joe asked and Scootaloo shook of her dirty thoughts but she couldn’t hold back her urges for much longer. “Joe I… I… I need to go to the washroom” Scootaloo said, too shy to tell him what she really needed. She hopped over Joe and he called out to her “Hey Scootaloo wait I…” Joe trailed off, his hand in the air. “Alright…” Joe muttered then looked to Mario. “Mario more food” Joe called out to his friend and Mario nodded.

Scootaloo rushed to the washroom but as she entered she realized that there were other ponies inside as well and that she would never get away with masturbating in here. She rushed back out into the hallway and saw the ‘Employees only’ door and rushed through it and entered the kitchen, several pony chefs looked to her but weren’t bothered by the frantic mare and simply continued to work. Scootaloo looked to the back kitchen door and rushed into it, there were no-ponies back here and the door was convenient enough to have a lock. She locked the door behind her and cleared off a table to lie down on. She crawled up onto the table, breathing heavily as she unzipped her jean pants and slipped down her panties.

She began to rub her wet pussy furiously with her right hoof, her mind quickly began to visualize a room with her on a bed. She brought her left hoof down and began to caress her clit with it. In her fantasy world Joe entered the room, wearing only his boxers, he stretched out his arms, revealing his massive physique and gave Scootaloo a wink. “Joe… I need you inside me” Scootaloo gasped as she felt herself start to build up for a climax. She tried to keep her moans silent but couldn’t quite help it, she hopped that the room was sound proof or any-pony that walked by would hear her.

In her fantasy realm Joe climbed up on top of her, “Scootaloo, I want you” the imaginary Joe whispered in her ear as he slid off his boxers and brought the tip of his cock to her entrance. She gasped as she imagined him slipping inside her but she couldn’t quite imagine it right. She slipped back into reality and looked for something to use, she quickly spotted a wooden spoon and rubbed the wooden handle against her pink slit and slid back into the fantasy.

Outside in the restaurant Joe sat by himself and Mario trotted up to him. “Joey, I apologize for taking a so long, but one of the chefs accidently locked the back kitchen door and I can’t get my wooden spoon to stir the spaghetti sauce” Mario told him and Joe nodded. “Don’t sweat it Mario, I can wait” Joe replied and Mario nodded graciously then gave him a look of curiosity. “Where’s the young mare?” Mario asked in his funny Italian accent, Joe shrugged “Beats me… I think she went to the washroom” Joe informed him and Mario pulled out a set of keys. “Well I better go get my spoon” Mario said and trotted back off to the kitchen. Joe sighed to himself ‘What the hell had gotten into Scootaloo anyway, she just got all weird on him and then left… maybe it’s a mare thing’ Joe thought to himself.

Back in the kitchen back room Scootaloo was still masturbating furiously, her moans of pleasure had become louder but still no-pony had noticed. “Oh Joe… please Joe fuck me deeper” Scootaloo gasped as she slid the wooden handle into her pussy but she stopped when the tip of the handle touched her hymen, she had heard rumors from both Sweetie Bell and Applebloom that the first time hurt really bad and she slid the wooden handle back out of her pussy and began to rub her pussy with the spoon, figuring she didn’t want to be in pain at the moment.

In her fantasy Joe continued to fuck her and she continued to moan in pleasure as she began to reach her climax. “Scootaloo… I think I’m going to” Joe began but in her fantasy Scootaloo put her hoof up to his mouth, “Inside me” Scootaloo said and with a few final thrusts her bottomed out in her pussy, his cock twitched then spurted out cum and his cum quickly filled her pussy and began to drip out of her entrance. She reached her peak and screamed as her climax became unbearable. In reality she screamed and rubbed her pussy with the wooden spoon which she was imagining to be Joe’s dick, well except the fact that it wasn’t cumming inside of her. The door suddenly open and the chef Mario stepped in.

The doors behind him swung shut but his face was priceless and expressionless. Scootaloo was still in her fantasy world and slowed her pace with the wooden spoon. Mario cried out “MY SPOON”.