Stories Written During Fifth Period Because This Is What My Education Has Amounted To

Rainbow Dash was relaxing at inside her quaint home, lying on her bed with a book between her knees. It was the newest Daring Do, “Daring Do and the Lance of Thunder”, which seemed to be far more graphic than any of the others she had read. It excited her.

Being a pony, she didn’t normally wear clothes so she was worried about arousing herself to the thought of such violent imagery. She moved to the kitchen, for she began sensing the contact between her vagina with the delicate cloud growing steadily. The thought of a pulsing rod of lightning was still fresh in her mind.

As she arose she felt a thin veil of dew dripping down her leg. Looking down she discovered half of her calf covered in a Rainbow colored substance that appeared to be dripping from her vagina.

Rainbow blushed profusely from her own embarrassment. Ashamed that such sexual urgencies had gone unnoticed.

She changed course to the bathroom, deciding that a bath was in order. She looked forward to some intimate time with herself. A great passion in her stomach reminded her of the recent sexual fictions she had read regarding her favorite hero.

Suddenly, just as Rainbow Dash turned the corner toward her private bath, Thor the god of mother fucking thunder burst forth from her cloudy ceiling. He tossed aside his mighty hammer, throbbing as his hand made contact.

“Behold, I am Thor.”

Rainbow’s heart rate skyrocketed. Not due to the gaping hole in her ceiling, for clouds can easily be replaced, but the gaping hole she felt in her neither regions as her hoof began massaging deep into herself. She had no idea how it got there, as if it was guided by pure instinct. Suddenly, Rainbow realized she wanted Thor more than anything.

“Come to me, sweet creature.”

Even before Thor had uttered such words rainbow had pounced, tearing off his shirt in one feral swipe. Now, on top of Thor, her urge grew as she felt the bulge of his now throbbing erection.

Thor picked up Rainbow dash by her haunches. He flung her onto his shoulder and crouched to the ground. Before Rainbow could even react he burst forth into the clouds, exploding his pants off in the process. She had never experienced such mind numbing speed before.

“This is way faster than any Wonderbolt could fly.” She thought once she finally recomposed herself.

Thor brought Dash to face him, finally making his giant raging cock know to her. Her only thought was that it looked just as the Lance of Thunder was described in the Daring Do book she was reading earlier, adorn with pulsated veins of sapphire, a mighty ruby melded atop its mighty golden shaft.

By this time Thor had already cleared the stratosphere. He was waiting for the moment when the pure darkness of space finished clawing itself towards them.

They broke the atmosphere in a blazing glory of rainbow flame. Thor plunged his mighty lance into Rainbows dripping genitals. Drops of rainbow colored lubricant trailing behind them as Thor began thrusting himself into Rainbow Dash at a frightening rate. Rainbow no longer acknowledged the lack of air or the severe pressure pounding her head. She only felt the head pounding her with severe pressure.

Thor’s sweeping rod began tearing Rainbow’s insides apart, first breaking through her uterus, then her stomach. It was a never ending snake of immense pain and orgasmic pleasure for her.

She finally lost conciseness once Thor’s erection reached the roof of her mouth, spewing forth a mixture of rainbow colored vaginal lubricant and blood. As this hideous concoction coated Thor’s chest, a raging battle cry blasted forth from his mouth as he finally reached orgasm. The ejaculation so mighty that it tore Rainbow’s body apart and flung most of her entrails into the dark, chilling space.

Thor’s body went limp as he relished in the moment. He didn’t care about any debris cluttering his chiseled body or the dead of space. He simply retreated into his mind.

Unknown to Thor, his combined sperm had a gravitational force strong enough to pull all of Rainbow Dash’s remaining orgasmic fluids toward it. This massive combination of matter and anti-matter created an explosion so strong that it created the universe in a dazzling display of rainbows.

You and I are remnants of Thor and Rainbow Dash’s rainbow orgasms.

The End.