Stories Written During Fifth Period Because This Is What My Education Has Amounted To

It was a beautiful day in Townsville. The birds were chirping, the sun was shining and then everyone died. The Powerpuff Girls didn’t do a very good job. Death was their only escape, and they had long since fought for their freedom.

In Ponyville, however, it was a relatively gloomy day. The weather team was behind on their distribution of rainclouds so it was decided to scatter a few. This provided a light drizzle and hampered the sun’s rays, alongside a light fog rolling in from the mountains. Everypony agreed that it was a good day to stay inside and keep warm.

That is, except for Applejack.

“Ah don’t care, Applebloom! Ya’ll need to get out here and help me.”

Applejack stood in the entrance to the barn, her man soggy and a speckling of mud on her hooves. She was in the middle of a fight with Applebloom, who refused to do her outside chores.

“Fuck off” said Applebloom. As I realized I had no time to finish any type of story, Applebloom ran off into the rain to fetch her CMC pals.

They all decided to be Cutie Mark Crusader Forest Explorers for the day!

They found a fucking dead body.

The End.