"So this mare jumped at you, and wanted to...you know?" Strings "String Bean" said, picking at his spaghetti and wheat balls. "I mean, ain't nothing bad about it, If I were you, I wouldn't want to take advantage like that."

"I know, Strings," You say, taking a sip out of some Faust-damn green tea. The warmth of it sends chills down your spine as you take a breath to continue your conversation. "I just didn't feel comfortable doing something like that. Like, I understood why she was grateful since I gave her a cloak that cost me 300 bits, basically all of my dough, but it wouldn't feel right."

Today, you woke up surprisingly on time, like around 10:00 A.M. You did a couple push-ups and sit-ups since you didn't want to lose your physic figure, because you know damn straight you wanna look sexy for the mares, even though the majority of them would rather go with a douchebag pony, rather than a nice guy like-

"Shit, was she at least a looker?"

...This motha- HEY! Quickdraw just interrupted your mind! Bro, paint his muffin cap blue!

"Well, she was pretty. She had, like, a light shade of pink as the the color of her mane, and her coat color was white. Her eyes though..." Oh, so that's how it's gonna be? Alright, fine, be like that. *Ahem* you started to remember the color of her eyes again, the way they stared deeply into yours, like, she was melting your soul or some romantic type of shit like that. "Her eyes...they strangely resembled Princess Celestia's eyes."

"Hmm...Don't worry about it." Sunshine said, taking a big gulp out of a carton of apple juice- Wait, where the buck did he get that- "At least you gave her some nice clothes to sleep in. I don't think she slept cold tonight, Private."

Imma have to shank a bitch if they interrupt your conscience one more time.

'You're not even a living being. Just...be quiet and commentate or something.'

Shut up, I'll shank you too! Now, where was your conscience...oh yea!

"Hopefully she found a place to stay," You say, taking another sip from your green tea. You looked up at the big clock that hangs under the door that leads to the workout room hallway. "I don't like seeing homeless ponies on the street."

"True." Quickdraw said, getting up from his seat. "By the way, Sunny, String Bean, it's time for us to get going. See ya later private." Before you could tell him your name, all three of your friends left, and you just sat there, on the table, looking like a loner.

'You and your insults-"

Yes, your conscience and your insults, now shut it and get going!

'Get going where, exactly?'

The next thing you knew, two, big really buff Pegasus ponies came up out of nowhere.

"The princess requires your assistance. NOW!" They both say, in a loud booming voice. What, these guys on steroids or something?

Mentally facehoofing, you nod and trot between the large guards.

"Ah! Great, you are here!" The princess said in joy. You just entered the room, and you were greeted quiet kindly by the princess. You smiled and saluted her as she levitated a small scroll in front of herself.

"Lets see, lets see... Missions 4, 5, 6, are going to be with Lulu, and the last mission with me is mission 3." She says, throwing the scroll behind her. "Now, are you ready, my little guard?"

"Yes mam. I am always ready." You say, fixing your posture a bit. She smiles at you-why are her eyelids covering half of her eyes?- as she steps down from her throne.

"You see, today, we have six special...guests arriving, and I would like you too.." You leaned in closer, so close you could here her breathing.

Wait, what the buck?

You realize that you were touching her chest, hence the reason why you could hear her breathing. You backed away, blushing a bit, bowing. "I am sorry I invaded your personal space, your highness." She lifts up your chin with her hoof.

"It's fine. Now where was I?" She lowers your chin as she turns around and-

Oh my Lawd.

'Oh my Lawd.'

"I need you to make sure that they are acquainted with all of the things they need, including food, clothes, even though ponies don't usually where any, water, and...other things they might need help with."

IT'S HUUUUUGE!!!

'My God. It's...it's like looking into a giant mass of white, fluffy clouds, with that cartoonish sun looking at you, watching your every move...'

"-Twilight Sparkle and her friends will be here very soon, with all of their....delicious, succulent-"

IT'S BUCKING HUUUUUUGE!!!

'What has been seen cannot be unseen.'

"-Them plots though, sometimes, when you take a real good look at them, you can feel it, calling for your name, ready to take the horn right up their-"

IT LOOKS LIKE THE PILLSPONY DOUGH COLT MATED WITH GOD, CREATING THIS!!!

'This...feels nice. It feels nice for some reason, comforting at the most.'

"-And that's why I am never, ever, going back to Cincinneighty. Any questions?"

Oh shit, she's turning around! Quick, do something stupid!

'Like what!?'

"Do you like the view back there?"

....You were too late. When you looked behind her...posterior, you were meeting her eye to eye. You expected her to throw, like, a bitch fit, or bitch hoof you or something but...she didn't. in stead, she's smiling.

Smiling...

"Um...I'm very sorry your princess, I didn't have time to turn around-I mean! It was staring at me and I couldn't look away-Damn it! What I'm trying to say is...I got nothing."

And now she's chuckling. CHUCKLING. What kind of princess chuckles after noticing her plot was all up-

"It's okay, Private. No need to worry, plenty have looked at my plot and couldn't resist to look away. I know exactly how you feel." She turned back around, you looked up to her as she puts a hoof on your chest.

"So, about these guests, princess. When do you think they should be-"

"We're heeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeee!!!"

You turned around, only to be encountered with six ponies standing in the doorway. Hmm...they don't look too bad, actually.

One pony is an Earth Pony, who has two shades of pink, hot and regular, with her mane and tail being the hot pink color, and her coat being the normal pink color. Her eyes were an ocean blue, and she had a smile on her face, one that made you wonder how such a mare can smile so widely with having her lips get tired from all the stretching.

...Giggity.

Another pony was a unicorn, who had a really white shaded coat, and her mane was a deep purplish color. That, or indigo, but honestly, your conscience does not give two flying bucks. Anyway, she had blue eyes as well, but hers were a more darker shade than that bouncing pink pony over there.

You turn your head to the left of the white pony, noticing an orange colored mare with a mane of gold- Faust, that sounded so cheesy- and had a stetson hat on. Her eyes were light green, olive green as it appears, and she had three white freckles on each side of her cheeks. She looks strong for an Earth Pony.

'A pretty cute farmpony.'

True. Anyways, above her, were two pegasi: One had a pink mane, about the same color as Pinkie over there, and her coat was a bright shade of yellow. Her eyes were a-yet again-a shade of light blue. Faust, what is it with these light blue eyes? The one next to this mare, was a cyan blue colored pegasus, with a tomboyish mane and tail style, which were rainbow colored by the way. She seems to be an athlete, since her body looks pretty slim, and her eyes, which were a rosy-red type of color- had a look of a fighter, who doesn't give up no matter what the odds.

'Wow brain, that was pretty deep.'

Looks like she can take it real deep, too.

'Aaand boom. You're back to your perverted self.

Always am, babe. So, this last pony is a lavender coated, really dark purple with a strip of pink mane, and had some light purple eyes. She's a unicorn, but she looks like one of those smart ones, the ones that'll solve a fraction problem with no difficulty whatsoever.

'Smart's huh? I like a mare with a smart brain-'

NEEEEERRRRRRRRD!!!

'...What?'

"Hello my little ponies!" You look back up to see Princess Celestia smiling at the mares over there. She points her hoof at them and you look at them once again. "These are the guests I wanted you to meet. She is Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, my personal faithful student, Twilight Sparkle, and that smiling one over there is-"

"HI! MY NAME IS PINKIE PIE!"

"Pinkie Pie" rushed up and knocked you down onto your back, knocking the wind out of ya. Also, her name involved the word "Pinkie"....Called it once again!

She then lifts you up and bear hugs you. "I haven't seen you here before, and I know every guard here! What's your name? Huh? Huh? Huh?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! She's squeezing you!

'Buck..you, conscience..'

I'm laughing at your pain bro, it's funny as...Oh shit, you're blacking out-

End of part one.

Author's Note

Had a few references in here, good luck finding them!

Again, I would like to thank all of you who read this story, it really means a lot to me. :)