Party... Ponyville Style!

Party... Ponyville style!

By: LixiD

(Title is not meant to be a Gangnam Style reference)

Party!

It’s a sunny day (as always) in Equestria. Everypony has gathered to Ponyville to celebrate the sunny day. Even Luna is invited! They all start to sing songs and dance. Pinkie thinks this party as fun. Rainbow thinks that it isn’t worth of her training time and Princess Celestia doesn’t give shit. Almost everypony is having fun at the party. DJ- Pon3 is playing awesome music really loudly and trying to figure out, where she placed her drink. Octavia is sitting next to her and playing electric guitar. She waves her mane in the air and roars loudly.

It’s only 9AM and everypony is already drunk. They all start dancing even harder when Octavia starts her guitar solo. She plays it hard and loud (like she always does). The speakers explode and Vinyl starts searching spare ones from under her seat. Meanwhile Octavia is hitting the guitar on the floor. Somehow mysteriously Vinyl found two large speakers under her seat and put them in their places.

Twilight is in the crowd doing breakdance (even though there is no music). Everypony gather around her and start to cheer for her. then suddenly she throws a double backflip (like a BOSS). Rainbow Dash noticed how much Twilight is getting attention and got jealous, so she flew in and made a double rainboom all across the sky (what am i writing?!). She started doing backflips and other cool stunts in the air, when Vinyl got the dubstep going. Luna joined the dance and had a wonderful time, but then Octavia started playing hardcore music, which made Luna transform to Nightmare moon. As soon as Shining Armor noticed this, he yelled:

“To arms, to arms!” He ran inside and got Pinkies party cannon(which is now an official weapon) and launched it towards Luna. The cannon made Nightmare Moon transform back to Luna again.

“Phew! That was close!” Shining Armor said and threw the cannon to the closest trash can.

Discord was doing moonwalk on the stage, but fell over when he stepped on the guitar pieces that Octavia had “left” there. Discord fell over and threw accidentally the chocolate chunk on top of the Sweet Apple Acres barn (he has a pretty good throwing hand). The barn blew into million pieces, but no pony cared. It was a cool explosion though.

Rainbow finished showing off and went to the closest bar to buy something to drink. She kicked the bar room open (‘cause she is so badass) and went to buy some cold milk (what did you expect?). She drank and drank many bottles of cold milk and then fainted, because her stomach was full (that is what happens when stomach is full. Right?). Applejack had brought some cider, of her own to the party and was gladly sharing it with everypony.

Daytime was getting closer to its end, BUT the party wasn’t. Even though they all were drunk as... as a drunk pony! (I wonder what a drunk pony looks like... Anyways)