"What the hell Pinkie?"

The silence that filled the library was deafening. No pony made a sound. The only thing that happened was everyone staring at the little ball of fur now fully un-rolled, standing in the middle of the the group of friends. It looked around, wide eyed and, scared?

Spike was the first to react.

"What the hell is that thing?!" He shouted, well screamed. Because of the appearance of the critter, Twilight forgot to turn spike into a boy.

"I don't know," Twilight responded. "I've never seen something like this before, both around Ponyville, or in any book that I've ever read. What do you thing Fluttershy? You're the expert on animals. What do you think it is?"

"I have no idea, I've never seen one of these either." Answered the cream pegasus.

"Well," Applejack started, "He doesn't look dangerous. Actually, it looks kind of -"

"ADORABLE!!!!!" Shrieked Pinke, bolting over to the weird creature, picked it up, and proceeded to trap the thing in one of her infamous 'Pinkie Pie Death Hugs'.

"Pinkie! Let go of it! You gonna hug the dear thing to death." Implored Rarity, who had been constantly gazing over at Spike ever since everyone stopped laughing their asses off

'I think Rarity may really be a Fillyfooler.' I thought to myself, catching her in the act of taking another glance at Fem-Spike. 'But the appearance of this new creature bears more importance than that.'

"Hey, before you crush the thing to death, let's figure out just what it is. Sound good?"

Pinkie, still squeezing the critter, looked over at me, starred a moment, and then tossed the puff ball into the air with an "Okie Dokie Loki!"

Seeing her toss the ball of fluff in to the air, Twilight was first to act, quickly catching it in her magic and gentle placed it at my hooves. Befuddlement shot across my face at this.

"Nice catch Twi, but why are you putting 'IT' in front of me?"

"Because the brave colt should be the one to watch it over during the time it takes a letter to reach Princess Celestia and for her to reply." She answered smugly.

"What? Who the hell came up with that rule?" I asked, my body begging to blaze with my newly risen anger.

" Twilight, I'll take it." Suggested Fluttershy.

"Yes," I said quickly, trying to relay just how much I liked that idea.

"Sorry Fluttershy. But I think Pyrefly should take care of it. After all, Ice Dance can watch it while he's out on weather duty."

"Oh, no! I refuse to contribute to the desecration of whatever the hell that is at the hooves of my little sister!"

Suddenly the room chilled to sub-zero temperatures, which could only mean one thing. Ice Dancer was coming, and she was PISSED!

'FUCK!' was the only thing running through my mind 'I took to long! I dont want to spend the rest of the week frozen!'

As that last thought zoomed to my mind, a flying chunk of ice destroyed the library door, which was exactly where Spike was standing, so he was caught in the explosion and sent flying through the air, and smashing into the opposite wall.

"PYREFLY! I SWEAR TO CELESTIA THAT IF YOU DIDN'T DROP THAT PACKAGE OFF TO THE CAKE'S I'M GONNA - What is that adorable creature doing frozen like that?" Ice started to rage before catching sight of the unknown creature now in cased in a block of ice. She quickly thawed the room, making all the ice melt away. Then she notice Spike unconscious, and that he was a girl. She looked at me, then Twilight, back to Spike, and finally off into space as is all came together. "Pyrefly, you're an ass, you know that right?"

"What? It's not my fault he believed me when I told him Rarity may be a Fillyfooler! But can we please get back to the manticore in the room, please?"

At almost the exact moment we all returned our attention back to the puff ball, it started to bubble and steam, almost as if it was liquefying. Shrill screams escaped its little mouth and it rolled back into a ball. This continued for what seemed to be forever, But then out now where, six more balls of fluff shot out of the back of the creature. Upon hitting the floor, the new puffs unrolled, revealing themselves to be clones of the original, just with different colored eyes and fur patters.

"Amazing!" Twilight announced in awe, "It multiplied after it thawed! Does that mean that when expose to liquids, it is capable of asexual reproduction? This is incredible! I need to experiment on it to learn what else it can do!"

As if it knew what Twilight had said, the original removed the parchment that was attached to its neck and ran into hiding behind my forelegs. Frantically it waved the paper before me, pointing at it repeatedly.

"I think it wants me to read this." I said as i grabbed the paper and unrolled it.

"OK, well what does it say?" asked Icy, who was now playing with one of the clones, rolling a ball of magic ice to it and watching it roll it back.

"I'm getting there. Here - "

Hello, and enjoy your new Mogwai. Oh, PS Don't get it wet....

"Well, thanks for the heads up, dick!" I coyly said out loud.

"Please finish Pyrefly. We ain't got all day, some of us have work to git back to." Retorted AJ, who was now playing with one of the clones. Matter of fact, everyone but me and Spike were screwing around with one of the little bugger. But Spike was STILL out cold, so she really can't be counted.

"Alright, it also says - "

and DO NOT feed it after midnight. Follow these rules and enjoy your new Mogwai!

"Ok, so... just don't feed it after mindnight, i guess...?"

But everyone was so absorbed with screwing around that they didn't hear a word I said.