Ponies vs. Cleverbot

Applejack

Applejack pulled a cart full of apples that the Cakes ordered to Sugarcube Corner.

“Hey, Applejack!” Pinkie greeted bouncing as usual.

“Well, howdy Pinkie. What are you up to?” The apple farmer asked.

“Well the other day Twilight came over here to try Cleverbot. She didn’t like it that much.”

“Clever what now?”

Pinkie pointer to the laptop on a nearby table, “Go ahead try it.”

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Howdy there sugarcube.

Howdy do you do?

I'm fine.

What's your name?

I'm Applejack. What's your name?

Yes. What's your name?

Applejack.

Mine's Twilight.

Wait? Twilight is that you?

Obviously

Pinkie told me you didn't like this cleverbot thing.

I'm a bit bored that's why I'm talking to you.

So does this mean you have one of these strange "laptop" things pinkie has?

No.

Are you using magic then?

Yes.

Figures. So got anything from Princess Celestia lately?

What do you mean?

You know, like homework or something.

What are you talking about?

You're the Princess's student, so I was just asking if she gave you anything to do as of late.

We have only just met. I can't be expected to know everything about you.

What are you talking about? We've known each other for almost three years now.

You are not real.

What are you talking about sugarcube? Of course I'm real.

Its just a way to relax at the start of the day.

Wait, so you wake up every morning, and you tell yourself "Applejack isn't real."?

I am a girl. I don't need to be one. Writing where my heart is.

Wait, are you saying you don't want to be a mare anymore?

No, I want to talk about what you like to talk about.

Twilight we can talk anytime, you know that.

I know that you know that I know about what you know.

What now?

You heard me.

Twilight are you drunk? Be honest with me.

Yes it so good! I agree you.

Talk with me when you're sober.

That's not a nice thing to say.

Sorry. I'll see you later Twi.

Where are you going?

Back to Sweet Apple Acres.

Where do you work?

There. You know that sugarcube.

No I don't

Like I said I'll talk to you when you're not drunk.

You didn't say anything like that.

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Applejack stepped away from the laptop, "Well, Twilight's diffidently different after a few cups of cider. Well, Pinkie I have to get going."

"'Kay Applejack see you later." Pinkie responded as her friend left.

As Applejack was making her way back to the apple orchard, with an empty cart, she ran into a light purple mare she knew all so well, "Twilight, I don't think you should be wondering the streets now."

"Why not?" The librarian asked.

"You're drunk."

"What? What make you say that?"

"You told me on that clevebot thing."

"What are you talking about? And don't get me started on that so called "clever" bot. That thing gave me a headache the other day."

"Y'all sure you weren't hungover?"

"I'm not drunk!" Twilight shouted, only to get weird looks from everypony around them, including Berry Punch.