Human in Equestria (very creative, I know)

It was sunny morning. The day after summer sun celebration was always like this, beautiful and bright. Princess Celestia was sipping her morning tea while reading "News Flash". Suddenly a loud voice of exploding magic which came fro the main hall shook Celestia's tea, and made it spill all over her magazine. "Oh crud." Cursed the princess. Known as the most mingy ruler of all time, she started gently to suck the tea from the paper. It wasn't long after that, when two royal guards rushed to the breakfast room to see if their princess was injured. "We heard the noise! are you okay your highness?" Said a white maned guard. "I'm fine." She answered with a pinch of amusement on her face. "Lets just hurry up and go to the main hall and see what happened.

Everypony had gathered around the castles hall and were now staring at a naked dude. "What happened!? Where am I?! And most importantly, WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?!?!?!" Shouted the terrified man. But Celestia was not afraid. "Back off, you fools!" She shouted with the royal voice. "I will personally take care of the intruder, now give the poor fella some room!"

*****Two hours later*****

Celestia was walking with the human in the hallway. At this point he had had got some clothes on. "So, what might be your name?" Said Celestia tenderly with a motherly tone.

"M- my name is Ethan, but... man, wh- what is going on around here! I was just going to go to sleep when suddenly... I was transported here! I mean, I am a brony and all, and I know who you are but... man this is just too grazy. WHAT HAPPENED!? A-am I dead?"

"Thehehee." Laughed Celestia with closed eyes. "You most certainly are not." You are in Equestria, that I can tell, but how you got here, well I'm afraid I haven't got a clue."

That was enough to Ethan. The man burst into tears. He was panicking "I'm gonna die out here! And my friends and family, I will never see them again!"

"There, there, it's okay" said Celestia. She spread her wing to comfort her quest. Slowly Ethan snuggled against her warm, goddess chest. Eyes closed he started to relax more and more, and Celestia felt how he slowly slacked his muscles and got more limp.

It was quiet. Long fifteen minutes passed by.

Deafening silence was crumbled with a massive sound of fart.

"What... was that...?" thought Celestia in her mind. Warm air made its way up to Celestias nose. The smell was smashing, and made her almost puke. "I think he may have... farted." Concluded the princess.

"Prupruuuuuuuut!"

This time the voice was louder, and smellier. Princess Celestia glanced at her guest, but he seemed calm and happy.

"Hmm... so if it can fart, it has a butt, and if he has butt.. hmm... there must be another way to comfort him.."

To be continued...