It was midnight. Everyone was asleep. Everyone, except one. Ethan. He had stood up from his bed and was talking by himself in the guest room balcony. "I'm in a world of talking horses. Talking Horses.... talking... hehe... horses..." He kept repeating those words all over again. This went on like forever, or at least that's what it felt like. He was slowly starting to accept his faith. He was starting to realize the good sides of the case. He was calm and cool as ice. physically too, because It was late fall and the temperature was somewhere near ten. But that didn't have effect on him. He just stood there, watching the dark blue clouds, minding his own business. A tear of joy and relief run down his cheek and hit his cold feet. Then he heard a squeak from behind. Quickly he flipped the other way round to spot the guest rooms door being ajar. He stood there silent for a while, monitoring the door. Then he heard voices.

"shhhh! If we attempt on raping it, you must shut the hell up! The sleep spell wont work on awake subjects."

"yeah, I know but... I'm so exited! I haven't raped a human since the last winter."

"Well you won't be raping in the future either if you don't hold your horses now."

That last line sounded familiar. Celestia? Nah, It was impossible. Why would she want to abuse anyone? Rather than sneak into one's room in the middle of the night. She was the most cherishing possible creature he had ever got to known. She hadn't even resented him when he had farted under her wing. The two voices continued whispering. They were now in front of Ethan's empty bed, observing the bunk hesitatingly.

"He's not here!" Shouted Spaaps outraged.

"Oh darn it." Sighed Celestia looking down diagonally. "All I wanted to do was cheer him up with good old butt rape."

"And my asshole is itching for big fat cock!! Shouted Spaaps now furiously.

"For crying out loud! He might still be somewhere around this very room, so would you please, please be so kind and consider the possibility of shutting the fuck up and giving me an eventuality of protecting my immaculate reputation!" Snapped Celestia.

Those last words had came out really fast. Spaaps drop the candle and was now standing still like a statue. Mouth wide open, staring the angry alicorn.

"Okay, sorry. I got carried away" Celestia said apologetically.

Celestia knelt down to kill the fire that had started spreading on the carpet. Suddenly a foot stomped with a thud and suppressed the flame. "you were saying?" said Ethan boldly. Spaaps hid behind celestia. "Oh, you're here..." Struggled Celestia. "How much did you hear?"

"Pretty much everything"

"Well? how's it gonna be? you ever fantasied about having sex with ponies?"

"Yes"

"Would you do me? It might cheer up you and release your plight"

"YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!"

Author's Note

Beware of the fact that instead of calling Spike "Spike" I prefer "Spaaps." The reason I do, is this clip on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEA1Zrs_kRg