"Dont forgot to brush your ass!"

"What?"

"that's right, princess hired me to be your personall analist!"

"Analist?"

"Jeez... Take your pants off already!"

There are no words to discribe the following.

Ethan was lying on his belly on the floor. naked. Collgate was shoving tooth brush deep inside his ass. When the stick reached 8 inches Ethan shouted with satisfaction. "And that's the art of the brush!" Said Collgate while she kept doing what ever she was doing Spaaps joined the horny duo. He flicked Ethen on his side and inserted his dragon butt firmly in front of Ethan's long dick which immediately grew even longer. Then Spaaps pushed it inside his dragonhole (asshole) and made sure it was all in.

Celestia felt dumb just standing apart from the others, and she decided to join. She floated Collgate away with her white aura. Then it was Spaaps turn. She took him to her magical force lock, and tried to whip him off, but he was stuck!

"C'mon, Celestia, cant we share?"

"No... Hnnngg... We... Hummmpffhh... Cant!" Groaned Celestia as Spaaps finally parted from Ethan's dick.

"Enough with this fore play, it's time to get real!" Said Tia.

She pulled Ethan in front of her with her fore hooves. Then she started slowly shove her horn inside his ass. Once it was in, she started repeating this path faster and faster. Ethan yelled at the pleasure and masochistic pain. It went something like this: "AAAAHAAHAAH UHAHAHUHAAAAAA!"

...But Celestia didn't stop. her horn was starting to cover in red- brown mix of shit and blood. Smoke was starting to smog from deep inside the happiest man alive. Collgate tried to squirt some toothpaste in Ethan's (now smoking hot) ass as in order to kill the source of heat. Useless. Luckily Celestia herself noticed what she had caused and stopped immediately what ever it that that she was doing. "Phew, a few more pushes and this subject would've been done for good." she said.

*****

Thy went on and on and on with their sacred rituals. Mostly Celestia appropriating all the fun.

The sun was starting to raise and Ethan was starting to feel exhausted. "Unh.. Can we have a little brake?" He murmured. "Not before I've brushed your teeth!" Said Collgate. "Eww. With THAT toothbrush?" hesitated Ethan "Sure, why not?" Said Collgate while squirting herself with the brush that was already brown of poo.

"But I...!"

It was no use. Collgate stared to brush Ethan's teeth as in she was a mad mare trying to kill somepony with ax. "Allright, that's enough. Time to send him back." Said Celestia. "What, wait!! and now you are saying you could've transport me back earlier?" Worried Ethan.

"To be honest, yes. In fact..." Celesia took Ethan under her wing once again. "...I was the one who brought you here. You see, I was doing my ritual morning routine and I noticed an interesting article in the news paper about humans. Then I remembered an old spell I preformed many years ago and decided to carry it out once more. Then you happened."

"You muthafucka! Sent me back you ass!" Yelled Ethan with wet and angry eyes.

BLOOM! He was gone again. Celestia had done her thing once again.

But Eathan did leave a little souvenir to remember him from. The smell. Celestia facehoofed as she sensed the smell of fart Ethan had left just before vanishing back to his own world.

Fin

Author's Note

Well I'll be damned, looks like there ARE words to discribe this story.