Robert Connery was an average person in most respects; Freshman in collage, part-time job, collection of books and video games, etc. He has many interests, My Little Pony being one of them. One night, after a year has come and gone, he wishes for something he has long desired- to go to a place beyond Earth, and to have a life of significance.

Surprisingly, the universe is rather compliant.

The next day, he finds his home smack dab near the outskirts of Ponyville, already causing quite a stir. But before he can go about doing things that have been done a thousand times in all the HiE stories, he realizes a key detail.

His pony-hating brother and pony-neutral parents have come along for the ride.
Oh, and Derpy broke his window.
Yep, its going to be one of those days...