Finn opened his eyes and almost instantly regretted it. "The Hall of Memories... well SHIT!" he screamed that last part, frustrated at his bad luck.

'It could be worse!' Grisha consoled telepathically, or at least tried to cheer him up. Finn only scowled distastefully

"I've been in in here thirteen fucking times ...shit!" He cursed exasperatedly.

'Well maybe it would seem better if you got your panties out of your ass cheeks... I could help you know...' She winked seductively at that last part. Finn just rolled his eyes and put his face in his hands.

"Shut up..." he muttered.

'Just trying to help' She pouted. He put his hands behind his head and looked at the various memories flash by as he fell through the ghostly tunnel. He saw the discovery of everything. The Box. The Key. The Relic. 'The Hot Assistant' Grisha cut in. Finn just ignored her. And last but not least The Legacy.

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The rest of them were unimportant to him. They just consisted of his countless adventures and feats. He saw himself learning the Thu'um, speaking to the Outsider, becoming an Assassin, Learning his Bankai, and becoming the Arisen.
Everything else after that was just a blur of learned powers and abilities.

Finn looked below him. "Ah! The light at the end of fates asshole..." He muttered under his breath "Well!" He announced cheerily "I hope I'm dead!" He inhaled deeply as he closed his eyes and exhaled as he opened them. He was falling. Fast. Towards a giant FUCKING TREE!!

'I'm taking a nap'

Once again Finn found himself saying "Well...Shit!" BOOM! CRASH!!
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"Ya know what it is Twahlight?" This one was country as hell!

"No. I actually haven't the slightest clue as to what it is. That's why I called you guys." Hmm, proper but not pampered.

"Well if he gets up i'll knock 'em right back down!" Loud, obnoxious, tomboyish...very tomboyish.

"W-well lets be civilized ponies! but only if you want to... Shy... wait what!? Ponies!!??

"Well now darling, I think this is a matter for the princesses, right?" Ugh... Proper and pampered wait... princesses...

Finn's eyes snapped open to find five technicolor ponies gathered around him. After glancing around at his surroundings he figured he was in that tree he crashed into. It obviously served as a library...or at least it used to.

"Omigodomigodomigod! He's awake! Spiiike take a letter!" He looked at the purple pony, dumbfounded.

"What the hell did you jus- wait why am I surprised I've already seen talking animals before. That shit ain't new."

"And he talks!" Exclaims the blue tomboy or tom...mare.

Finn looks at all of them and takes in their features. Horn. Okay. Wings. Aiight. Tramp stamps... Tramp stamps... WTF pony strippers!?! Um... okay... Trying to break the awkward silence Finn asks "What are your um...uh... names?"

The orange one steps up to the front, and points at a white coated and purple maned unicorn. "That one there's Rarity!"

"Pleasure to meet you!" Rarity said

"Next'n there's Rainbow Dash!"

"Fastest flier in Equestria in the flesh!"

"Then there's Twahlight Sparkle!"

"Hi there! I'm Twilight Sparkle! Protege to Princess Celestia.

"This is one's Fluhttershy!" The cream colored pegasus only squeaked and whimpered.

"Um... okay... And ahm Applejack!"

"Okay are you all strippers or something?" Finn asks bluntly. Everyo- pony looks at me dumbly. The white one was quickest to react.

"EXCUSE ME! How dare you call the Elements Of Harmony indecent mares!" Rarity exclaimed

There was a bright flash on the other side of the room that he didn't acknowledge. Terrible mistake. As everyone else recovers and they all start a heated argument. Finn replies "You ponies all have stripper names and tramp stamps on your ass! Unbeknownst to him, a large white mare with both a horn and wings watched their conversation, seething with anger. As Finn finished his statement with a casual "just sayin" The livid mare rushed forward and exclaimed

"How dare you insult my little ponies!" Finn looked at her and gave her his best troll face and for the last time that night said

"Well...shit." before she sent her fore hoof careening towards his face. As the world became splotchy and black Grisha awoke from her nap.

'Hey Finn'

'Yeah'

'You got knocked the fuck out'

And then the world went black.

Author's Note

I had a lot of fun writing this chapter. hope you enjoy it!