Planeswalker

"Jesus! My fucking face!", Finn groaned, trying to pull his hands up, taking note of how muffled his voice was.

"Goddamn bandages..." he muttered, "Know just how to fix that problem!"

Finn focused on the bandages, willing them off his face, and to his pleasure, they obeyed. He attempted to cast a healing spell by voice, but his jaw, now unrestrained, hung limply. Groaning inwardly Finn decided to cast one by hand. As the golden light filled the room, Finn felt himself being healed from the inside out.

After the whole problem of healing himself was addressed, he decided to find his equipment.Using a simple echolocation spell, he located it in a storeroom two floors down. Grinning ear to ear, he decided to abandon the subtle approach and reared his arms back and punched straight through the floor. Landing in a birthing room he flashed the stunned female doctors and nurses "call me" sign before busting through the laminate tiles. Nimbly falling to his feet, he spotted his equipment and reached for it, only to be stopped by a purple aura surrounding his hand.

"And where do you think you're going?" A very irritated Twilight Sparkle asks,"You're staying here!"

"Who the hell said that?" Finn inquired, very amused.

"Yur ordered to remain inside this 'ere hospital by orders of Princess Celestia!" Applejack exclaimed.

"Pfff! You think just because She-Tyson can totally fuck up my face you think that I'm gonna do what she says?" Finn asks, smiling, "Fuck that bitch! You don't know me! I do what I want!" He proclaimed, creating his best impression of Eric Cartman from South Park, "Screw you guys! I'm going home..."

"Ah!" Rarity scoffed, "Such language! Towards the Princess! And from a ruffian no less!" At this Finn only snickered desperately trying to hold back his laughter.

"And what could possibly be so funny? You're outnumbered and outmatched! So why are you laughing when you know you're helplessly weak against us!?" Rainbow Dash questioned.

At these accusations of Finn's weakness he only laughed harder, but it came out condescending, harsh, and bitter. At each chuckle the room seemed to get darker and darker, and Twilight noticed it. So she began to send Spike a telepathic message, 'Spike! send Princess Celestia a letter! We need her, Luna, the Elements, the guard! Something, anything, everything she can send! This... thing...this nightmare... must be stopped at all costs!'

Once again Rainbow questioned him, "Why. Are. You. LAUGHING!?!" She began to fly at him, only to be stopped by his hand, that was firmly wrapped around her throat.

"Do you wish to know why I laugh at your accusations and threats?" Finn asked calmly, tightening his hands around her throat, "It's because no matter how strong you think you are, compared to me, you. Are. NOTHING! And no matter how many princesses, elements, or guards yo send you will still be nothing." He gave a look of pure amusement as he looked at Twilight, letting her know that her little message didn't go unnoticed. She gulped. Everypony except Dash and Twilight looked at him like he was a madman. But Twilight knew. She could see his aura. And by no stretch of the word he was godly.

"W-w-well we'll s-see about t-that!" Twilight stammered trying to stall him but keep a straight face at the same time. The room began to darken. The darkness around her began whisper. It was trying to lure her, to seduce her. Shapes began to move to and fro in the veil of shadows.

Finn quickly released Dash who, had quickly had fallen unconscious, was on the brink of death. "Aww... what's wrong Twily? You scared of the dark the dark? Your big bad momma ain't here to keep you safe from the scary monster?" Finn's voice became two. One Finn's. And the other's dark evil. His eyes flickered from normal to black eyes that bored into her soul. And that's when it spoke, "yOur UnCLe NeXuS wiLL kEEp YoU SAfe,,, ForEVeR ANd EvER...."

And that's when Celestia, Luna, and a shitload of guards carrying the Elements of Harmony came in. Oh yeah and that's also when the realized with an element bearer knocked the fuck out, they were fucked. Totally fuckin' fucked.