Friday Night Authors Die By The Keyboard

“Why the buck did you do that!?” shouted Rainbow Dash, as Zenos closed up the gap in the floor.

“Because, I need to set the mood, baby…” replied Zenos, in a strangely sensual tone.

Rainbow blinked a few time before saying, “What are you talking about Zen? You know I’m not into colts and that I’m suddenly a virgin who doesn’t know a thing about sex.”

“That’s all about to change sugar… Right now, it’s all about you and me…”

“What, I’m suddenly into colts and I’m seeing Dominic. I’m hoping he’ll pop the question soon, I love him so much.” refused Rainbow.

“You and me baby ain’t nothing but ponies, well actually I have a bit of zebra in me, so let’s do it like they do in the brony conventions…”

“Not happening Zen, now get out.”

“Okay okay, but first read this.” said Zenos, producing a small scroll from his… scroll storing location… also known as his… hair.

Rainbow read chapter one of this fic, then chapter four; which has yet to exist. She was disgusted by what Dominic had done to the pore filly; she could never love him again after what he had done. Tears started to well in the pegasus’s eyes.

“Don’t worry Dashie, all your problems can be solved by my cock…” reassured Zenos, who was already fucking Rainbow’s tight cunt.

“Really?” said Rainbow Dash, genuinely questioning the authenticity of Zenos’s cock’s powers.

“Of course…” assured Zenos, dumb bitch.

Zenos started pumping in and out of the rainbow maned pony, causing immense pleasure to both parties.

(Did somepony say party?!)

(No Pinkie, go back to your universe)

(Aw mister grumpy… hands, what are you writing?)

(Nothing, it doesn’t matter!)

(Everything matters when Pinkie’s around! What’s this say? Did somepony say party?! No Pinkie, go back to your universe. Aw mister grum-)

(Pinkie! Stop mind-fucking people! Let me get back to typi- Oh… ah *slurp*… o- Ok… Fine then.)

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An hour and a half later

“Ah yeah, Rainbow, you fuckin’ like that don’t yah’.” Growled Zen, smacking the pegasus on her flank.

“*Meep* I- I- I’ve changed my mind about colts… Ah!” responded Rainbow Dash.

‘Hehe, Rainbow makes funny noises when she’s getting fucked’ Zen thought to himself, extremely plainly as so you would understand.

You want to know what Zenos is thinking at the moment, untranslated? Ok

So what goes on in your tree, when all you know is your evil shadow has a cup of tea? Hahaaa… we can talk about the faceless evil shadow creatures underneath our clothes, wait, I don’t wear cloths. Wait, stop everything, am I fucking somepony?... Yes, awesome! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck the noises are funny. E8CC095B70D6C2088592E3237914D7D2 to you sir. Sausages! Wait, no, that comes later. When I was just a filly, I found it kind of silly; to see how many other ponies I could meet… Wait, that’s a lie… when was I a filly?… Oh wait, just last week... When I was just as silly, I knew a mare called Lilly; I fucked her and turned her corpse into meat. Come and hand me that vial vial vial, fill their lungs up with butane butane. (I’m making that into a song now, you can’t stop me!)

“Wowie Zowie, what was that?!” shouted Pinkie.

“Pinkie, you’re not in this part!” shouted Adam, who was now furiously clopping at the sight of Zenos rutting Rainbow Dash.

The black zebny on top of Rainbow wasn’t slowing down anytime soon. In his years of ‘training’ he had built up an immense stamina and planned to use it well; very well.

(You know what, I’ve slowed down; I’m thinking! I’m going to rush the next bit, the last three sentences took 2 days! The next few lines will look as if they were written by a twat, as in literally a bitch shoving a pencil up her pussy and scribing a story with it.)

“Ah Zen, you’re so fucking big, how the buck can you get it in there, I’m so tight?” said Rainbow.

“I’m amazing ho, now shut the fuck up you’re disrupting my groove.”

Zen’s cock was repetitively ramming into the cute mare’s snatch. Having kept herself for marriage she was incredibly sensitive and tight. Her walls were having trouble adjusting to the width of Zen’s member. The mare in question was now plot up face down on the ground, her hair getting rubbed into the dirt; Rarity would probably have a bitch up about this.

Zenos was now singing Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough with the added lyrics of ‘because I won’t let you’, yelling with each thrust he made into Rainbow’s extra sensitive cavern. He then pulled out of the gasping mare. He spun her onto her back and dug in again, this time at an angle he could reach 1000bpm.

“Z- Z- Zen, w- w- w- w- what t- the bu- buck!?” stuttered Rainbow between thumps.

“Years of practice love, learnt this one from myself in a different universe… I think his name was Adam.” Replied Zenos, even if the question was rhetorical.

Zenos continued pounding into the cyan pegasus, slowly plunging deeper in longer strokes like the most amazing bass drop ever. Soon he had reached 34bpm; it was time for the kick-off. He was about to cum inside Rainbow Dash.

--Somewhere in the past, near a river, in a cave--

“Night Autumn.” said Edward, lying in his green sleeping bag.

“Goodnight Edward, see you in the morning.” replied Autumn, closing her eyes.

Hours passed by, Autumn drifted off to sleep within minutes; she knew she was safe with Edward. Edward himself however could not for the life of him fall asleep; he was still traumatised from the near fatal crash. It got him thinking; this could be his last night on Equestria. He could die a virgin; a fate worse than eternal suffering.

He had to change this.

“Hey Autumn, you still awake?” whispered Edward, turning in his bag to look at the mare.

She was fast asleep, making soft cooing sounds as she dreamed of a free Equestria where everypony/one lived in harmony.

‘Too easy’ thought Edward, as he silently crept out of his soft cocoon.

As he made his way over to where the mare was resting he was careful not to kick any rocks that may have been lying on the floor. Stupid rocks, they don’t even do anything; why do they even exist.

(in end, have Edward crushed by Tom, then Rarity comes up and sturts fucking it.)

Edward stood over the dreaming pony, an evil grin plaster on his face; no cum. He may have so little time left, surly he wouldn’t survive on the run. But, it wasn’t right to force himself on another being; especially one who had been so kind to him in the past.

*snap*

Edward quickly turned around, but saw nothing. The sound was simply his sanity breaking under the pressure of morality and instinct colliding.

No, he had to do this; he would never get another chance. She knows she won’t survive all this running, she’ll enjoy it; trust me.

It’s not right, she would never forgive me. I would be better if I just tried to get back to sleep.

What, are you stupid? Neither of you will survive, it doesn’t matter if she doesn’t forgive you; she won’t last much longer… and neither will you.

But… its rape, it’s wrong!

It’s sex, it’s fun. And besides, who’s she going to tell? Nobody, that’s who. If she gets seen she’ll be raped in a containment camp, and then killed. She’ll cherish you for pleasing her now, with someone she loves.

She loves me?

You twat, can’t you tell? She keeps kissing you, she’s practically begging for you to fuck her!

She is?

Yes, she’ll reject you at first, but trust me; it won’t be long until she comes to her senses. Sure you may have to help her realise it, a few punches won’t hurt her, but she needs it; she needs it more than anything. If you turn down this chance you’ll never be happy again. You’ll fade away like the speck of dirt you really are.

But, b-…

DO… IT!

Slowly Edward faded back to reality. The sleeping mare lay right in front of him; it was now or never.

Edward slowly knelt down; he was now inches away from his prize. The sight of the mare was stunning. Her mane, her coat, her eyes; everything about her was the very essence of perfection. He had to have her. He needed her. She needed him. He slowly pulled off his clothes

All-of-a-sudden Edward pounced. He lept onto the resting mare, Autumn jolted awake at the sudden presser on her back.

“Whah! What's going onaaahhh!!” Autumn jumped again as she felt Edward's stone-hard apendage rubbing against her delicate marehood.

“Shhh... Don't worry my sweet, i'm going to make everything better. You're sick you see, and only my white medicine can make you better.” whispered Edward softly, he had completely split now.

The mare tried to break free of the human's hold in order to confront him, but he was just too strong. She was worried, but not scared. This could just be a joke gone just that little bit too far.

“Edward, get the buck of me right this instance! I'm everything for jokes and all, but that's too far! It could have... actually... gone... … in...” Autumn's expression dropped as she felt the head of Edward's filly filler push past her brown lips, and into the warm depths of her nether regions.

“You bucker! What do you think you're doing!? Get off of me you bastard!” Autumn struggled with all her might, her wings flared up in a show of pure power; but she was just too weak to break free from his grasp.

“Don't struggle dear, it will only make things worse. The voices said you'd try and resist, what was it they said to do again? Ah, yes; soften you up a bit.” he said, grinning manically as he pulled his head out of the straining mare.

Edward pushed his full weight onto the pegasus, pinning her down like a cat toying with its pray. Autumn was completely restrained under him, she stopped squirming. Edward pulled his arm back, readying a punch. But, something stopped him from hitting the defenceless mare; something he had thought was gone.

What are you doing!? What's gotten into you!? Are you going to hit her!? Are you going to beat her like she's been for the entirety of her life!? You're not a monster, you wouldn’t do something as heartless as that!? Would you?

No! Beat her, hit her, make her pay! She doesn’t trust you; she doesn’t know what's good for her! Filthy whore, teach her some manners! Show her who her master is! Show her who’s in charge!

Stop, what’s happened to you? This isn’t you, you’re better than this! Remember that talk last year? Remember the threat of LWI, Livewire Inception? Something’s not right here; you’ve got to snap out of this!

Are you fucking stupid?! That’s your bloody concise talking! You’ve listened to that piece of shit for your whole live, look where you are now! Jobless, useless and still a fucking virgin; do you want to stay that way until the day you die!? And the very thought of LWI, are you retarded! There isn’t any civilisation for miles, so where’s the fucking unicorn going to come from!? Plus, there were only a dozen or so unicorns that could pull of LWI and all of them have been eradicated save one; and the last we heard of him was that he had been imprisoned and sentenced to death! So he could very well be dead too!

This isn’t you, fight it!

What is there to fight, you’ve come this far on your own free will.

Autumn was still under the human, shivering in fear. What had gotten into Edward, was this the real him? Was everything they had done so far just a ruse to con her into letting her guard down? If Autumn didn’t do something soon she was going to be raped, raped by the same species that had obliterated her ancestors’ homeland. She wasn’t going to let that happen.