Hi. I'm Jonathon and as you may not have known, I'm a brony. But despite what you may think, I never wanted to go to Equestria. After all the weird and bad shit I've heard about Celestia, I never wanted to meet her. But I did. And it was the worst excperiance in my life. She was a total bitch and a half. So, without further ado, please enjoy my story.

Disclaimer: I have used some other stories in the fic, so don't sue me. This story is about someone who hates Celestia for all the things she's done. I don't own any of the problems in this story. MLP:FiM is owned by Hasbro.