My Little Heretic: Friendship is Erased

Twilight Sparkle was walking into Ponyville, when she remembered that Pinkie Pie had previously stached various items all over the place. Knowing this, Twilight began searching every nook and cranny for something to wear. She was lucky enough to find an eyepatch, as well as a tablecloth.

Twilight felt rediculous wearing all of this garbage, but it was a worthy price to pay for her survival. No-one seemed to suspect her dress-up, but her various wounds were questionable. Random ponies came up to Twilight, asking what happened to her. She said she fell down a long, steep staircase, then went with it. Everypony told her the same thing,”You should get to the hospital, see a doctor.”

Twilight was about half-way through Ponyville, then came nightfall. Twilight passed the local nightclub, The Plot-Twist, which was rumored to be one of the loudest, kinkiest clubs in Equestria. As Twilight passed by the Plot-Twist, Rainbow Dash came stumbling out, and was clearly drunk, and a little messed up. Two security guards then assumed their positions in front of the building, loud house music and colourful lights blasting behind them.

Rainbow Dash then was the second pony to recognize Twilight, and in a drunken, depressed voice, greeted,”Hay dere Twailaht Spawkull!” Twilight, alerted by the sound of her name, used her magic to shut Rainbow Dash up. Twilight then told Dashie,”Don’t call me that!” As Twilight stopped using magic on Rainbow Dash, Soarin, a member of the Wonderbolts, comes out from the Plot-Twist, and approaches Rainbow Dash. He then says,”That was one helluva night, eh colourful pony?” Soarin then flies away into the darkness.

Rainbow Dash then tells Twilight,”Ya knoh, AHM hungreh. Letz hav sum kupcaixSsss...” Twilight tries and refuses, but Dashie puts her hoof over Twilight’s back, and forces her into Sugarcube Corner. Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash both take seats at the front counter inside the bakery. Dashie orders a large cupcake, while Twilight just orders a small cupcake and grabs napkin, which she uses to clean herself up. Pinkie Pie came out of the kitchen to deliver the sugary treats.

Dashie procedes in quickly and messily consuming her cupcake, as Twilight examined hers closely and carefully. As the examination was under way, Pinkie Pie comes out from the kitchen again, and approaches the counter with a mischievous smile on her face. As Pinkie reaches the table, Rainbow Dash suddenly falls unconscious. Twilight sees this, and begins to panic. Pinkie Pie then quickly draws a strange, blue, gun-like device, resemblant to the party cannon, out from her large, bushy mane. When Pinkie pulled the trigger, a sudden, violent force burst out of the device straight into Twilight’s face, knocking her out.