My Little Heretic: Friendship is Erased
4 - Pinkie Pie's Psychopathic Pastry Party (Probably the least original chapter here.)
Previous ChapterNext ChapterCountless hours passed, untill Twilight Sparkle awoke in a dimmly lit room, strapped to a slanted table with legs spread out, as if for a dissection of some sort. This time, Pinkie Pie was standing right over her, with an extremely creepy, almost psychopathic smile. Pinkie then said,”Somepony just came back, and just in time.” Twilight had no idea where she was, nor what was happening. So Twilight asked Pinkie,”Just in time for what?”
“What I do best...” Pinkie said, followed by maniacal laughter. Then she asked,”Are you ready for the party?” Twilight took a good look around the room. There were various blades and intruments of torture. There were the heads of various victims hung on the walls, including cows, donkeys, goats, griffins, as well as many, many ponies. There were only two living ponies in the room besides Pinkie and Twilight. There was Rainbow Dash, who was strapped up simularly, but she was also blindfolded, and her wings were sticking through, and kept in place by hooks that went through the wings. Then there was Trixie...
The “Great and Powerful” Trixie was in a claustrophobic cage. There was a strange mask-like thing covering her mouth, it had a showerhead on it. There was also a hose going from a tank labelled “ADREDALINE” straight to the back of Trixie’s head. Trixie was just regaining consciousness, when Pinkie Pie came up to her and said,”Anything you can do to me, I can do worse... and now it’s time to suffer!” Pinkie then begins to turn the valve on the adredaline tank, and Trixie begins to hyperventilate. Trixie then reached the point of breathing inachievably fast, as her heart was beating over 800bpm. Trixie tries to scream, but gallons of blood start flying out the shower head on the mask. Blood flies everywhere, and Trixie dies of extreme blood-loss.
”BURN IN HELL, YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!!” yelled Twilight Sparkle. When she said that, Pinkie approached her and said,”You’ve heard my backstory? I’m one craaaaaaaaazy bastard!” “Like hell you are...” muttered Twilight. Pinkie began to explain,”My mother died giving birth to me, and my father hung himself that night, or so I’ve heard. I was taken and raised on a nearby rock farm, endlessly harvesting rocks. It was soul-crushing labour, and I eventually got depressed. Then, one dark and gloomy day, a unique occurance occured. A sonic rainboom! I hadn’t seen such a burst of wind, colour, and nuclear energy before in my life! It was then, that I saw a vision...”
“Everypony I’ve ever met has laughed at me like my life, hopes and dreams were all a big joke. Some have even shunned me like some sort of freak. That sonic rainboom made me realize all of this, and I wanted to see the world burn. I wanted to see everypony suffer. I wanted to make them feel pain worse than I’ve felt, something I still haven’t achieved yet to this day. I invited everypony on that rock farm to a party in one of the empty silos. About half of the ponies showed up, including the corruptive stallion running the place. That was my first party, and it had blades, and torture, and balloons, and blood, and cake, and death, and lots of beautiful pain! It was much like this party, and how I got my cutiemark.”
“The rock farm was surrounded by a twenty foot tall, electrified, barbed wire fence. Nopony could have ever left the farm, as the farm was populated exclusively with earth ponies. I hunted down everypony who didn’t attend the party, and made them each suffer a different painful fate. None were spared, not the greatest stallion, nor the youngest filly. I then spent the next six years digging my way under the fence, feeding on the bodies of the ponies I’ve killed.”
“I eventually escaped the farm, and moved to Ponyville. I used my still-existing youth to get adopted by Mr. and Mrs. Cake. I’ve been playing nice ever since to earn everypony’s trust... untill now.” Twilight then asked,”Why are you so messed up? Why can’t you put the past behind?” “My past was too harsh, and I’ve caused too much pain. If I can’t perform my special talent, I’ll be broken. I’d just be waiting to join those I’ve ended. No-one has seen my pain yet.”
“That should be enough lore for you,” said Pinkie,”Oh, and by the way, my real name is ‘Pinkamenta Diane Von Slashinhooven’. I’ve adopted the name ‘Pinkie Pie’ from one of the long-gone fillies back at the rock farm. I did this because the name was believable, and it was an existing name in the Canterlot indentification archive. Now you know, so now you must die.”
Pinkie then said,”I’ve waited ages for this day, Rainbow Dash!” This was said right as Rainbow Dash was waking up. Rainbow Dash gave out a big yawn, which turned into a yelp when Pinkie hit her in the stomach. “Who just did that? Where am I? What happened last night?” yelled Rainbow Dash. Pinkie replied, “Just a distant admiree, in her favourite place.”. Dashie then said, “Why Pinkie Pie? I thought we were closer than that!”
Pinkie Pie said, in a softer tone of voice, “You thought I’d ever be in you, huh. I was more into Big Mac. He’s just like me: lots of work, strong of body, indetructible spirit. Or at least he WAS...” Pinkie Pie then took out a large hammer, and smashed Twilight’s back-left leg with it. Twilight’s leg was crippled beyond quick recovery, and she was beginning to cough up blood and fade out. Then Twilight Sparkle’s attention was drawn towards Trixie by a high pitched noise...
Twilight looked in Trixie’s direction, where she saw 3 ghostly ponies. There was Applejack, with half her head missing, the other half bloody and beaten up. There was also Big Macintosh, back broken open, vertibrae broken and exposed, eyes jet black and bloodshot. There was an ALICORN! A grey stallion, black mane, glowing eyes, wearing a black cowl and glasses. The grey pony looked down upon Trixie’s corpse and said, “Sad, so sad...” As he said this, his glasses cracked and he began crying blood. Then, a ghostly Trixie, eyes jet black and bloodshot, mouth missing, hole in back of head, joined the herd of ghosts.
Then, the grey pony looked over at Twilight, and said, “Oh, Twilight Sparkle, is it really over for you yet? No! Your time has not yet come.” Twilight was puzzled, but before she could ask this phantom any questions, he yelled, “Cousins, Brothers, and Sisters! Join us in our eternal search for TRUE purpose!” Then, out from the heads of Pinkie Pie’s victims, came the floating ghostly heads of the victims, all dark-eyed and bloodshot. They all swarmed around the grey stallion, then they all faded away. Pinkie Pie didn’t seem to notice this event at all.
She was too busy beating up Rainbow Dash. Dashie was screaming and crying and struggling and coughing blood as Pinkie was amputating her wings with a chainsaw; when suddenly...
A massive wave of ponies comes flooding into this room, with the Mayor of Ponyville leading the charge. At first, they all are shocked at the sight of this torture scene. Then, they all rush towards Pinkie. Pinkie Pie, in a rush of panic, finished detaching Dashie’s wings and, in a quick motion, decapitates the Mayor before being trampled under thousands of hooves. Twilight blacks out.
Author's Note
-Yes, this chapter is mae to be resemble 'Cupcakes'. I couldn't resist.
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