Most bronies will say that going to Equestria and becoming a pony would be great, right? Well I for one don't care if their hooves work or they have magic, I am NOT giving up opposable thumbs!
But every brony just loves Human in Equestria, so screw you people for overdoing the same thing over and over again until fate decided to do it to me!

So, apparently I ended up here In my sleep, and it seams, I am a pony… Dammit… So to unveil my ultimate plan to get back! I shall do absolutely nothing!!! If I bore fate enough, this will become the most boring fanfiction ever and I will get to go home! Let my stubbornness help me!


So here we are, a frist person fic were someone who hates this whole concept is thrown into the cliche' by me.